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The Top 100 Scientifically WORST Signatures on SMBX Forums

Postby Horikawa Otane » Tue Feb 16, 2016 6:26 am

THE 100 WORST SIGNATURES ON SMBX FORUMS

So we all know that SMBX Forum is commonly known for one thing - ENORMOUS signatures. So yesterday, I took it upon myself to write a little program to take a look at EVERYONE'S signature, measure its height, and report them.

My methodology was to render the page using webkit at a resolution of 1920x1080, calculate the vertical size of the signature itself (keeping spoiled content spoiled and ignoring the margins, etc. of the parent nodes) based on the user profile page, and then input them into a little list. You can download the full list here for your own data analysis. It's up to date as of 2/16/2016 @6am EST. Also interesting to note, of the 8,464 user id slots registered, only 3,940 are occupied by users currently. The rest have either been deleted or something else (probably spam bots). So as of 2/16/2016 @6am EST, SMBX forums has 3,940 registered users.

I will also ping all of you "winners" to claim a userbar to make your already awful signatures even worse!!!!

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FROM BIGGEST TO SMALLEST
  1. Size: 1056px - MegaCDFan235
  2. Size: 905px - DrPac
  3. Size: 868px - Pop Yoshi Bros
  4. Size: 866px - TheRulerOfOats
  5. Size: 835px - UnskilledPlayer
  6. Size: 787px - LoZFTW
  7. Size: 758px - luckyloomagu
  8. Size: 752px - Sewpah
  9. Size: 739px - OrangeQuilavaBurst29
  10. Size: 717px - xtremegamer51
  11. Size: 700px - CraZyBoY69
  12. Size: 694px - Clawson263
  13. Size: 680px - PikaChris
  14. Size: 669px - TheDinoKing432
  15. Size: 666px - Terminal 7
  16. Size: 665px - VeryOriginalName
  17. Size: 660px - lucascio13
  18. Size: 657px - JeffTheSpiny
  19. Size: 648px - bossedit8
  20. Size: 632px - Anikilador298Returns
  21. Size: 627px - Dr Luigi
  22. Size: 621px - MegamanK
  23. Size: 615px - Jdude60
  24. Size: 611px - The Enoch
  25. Size: 605px - JuniorPlayer
  26. Size: 592px - MrPunchia
  27. Size: 587px - DarkPhil
  28. Size: 575px - Catastrophe
  29. Size: 574px - Redigitisawesome
  30. Size: 559px - Harvey36Dice
  31. Size: 558px - Ness-Wednesday
  32. Size: 544px - Vankus
  33. Size: 543px - Toad5x
  34. Size: 537px - MosaicMario
  35. Size: 527px - CalebDavidMcgee
  36. Size: 525px - Whales hey
  37. Size: 521px - DarkWolf658
  38. Size: 513px - Q P
  39. Size: 503px - Imaynotbehere4long
  40. Size: 498px - Linik
  41. Size: 496px - Egghead
  42. Size: 495px - Sednaiur
  43. Size: 495px - LuigiGamer
  44. Size: 489px - ShadowLabrys101
  45. Size: 482px - Cedrik
  46. Size: 481px - ShyGuyOfMoonside
  47. Size: 479px - TNTtimelord
  48. Size: 479px - HealthyMario
  49. Size: 475px - hvcjvd
  50. Size: 471px - SuperMarioBuilder16
  51. Size: 468px - Koopa-Fan
  52. Size: 466px - Cdymrtn
  53. Size: 465px - Seedy Koopas
  54. Size: 460px - mochila
  55. Size: 441px - Holo the Wise Wolf
  56. Size: 439px - penguin21
  57. Size: 438px - turtwig1123
  58. Size: 435px - Matt_The_Slime
  59. Size: 432px - The Thwomp King
  60. Size: 432px - PaperMarioFan
  61. Size: 432px - Noir-Ness
  62. Size: 428px - DeanTheKoopa
  63. Size: 426px - FastDasher
  64. Size: 424px - SuperLuigiBrother
  65. Size: 420px - hacheipe399
  66. Size: 419px - lighthouse64
  67. Size: 415px - auto2112
  68. Size: 414px - Kley
  69. Size: 413px - SamyPlaysSMBX
  70. Size: 410px - MightyMerlinStyle
  71. Size: 408px - icemario12
  72. Size: 404px - DimitrisPowerSeven
  73. Size: 396px - AxelVoss
  74. Size: 395px - Kyogre
  75. Size: 394px - EpicMarioBro
  76. Size: 393px - SuperToad202
  77. Size: 393px - JoseOtawio
  78. Size: 392px - Mister Boo
  79. Size: 391px - KFCMARIO
  80. Size: 388px - Luigimario280
  81. Size: 387px - Melting Terminal
  82. Size: 385px - Yumetaro
  83. Size: 382px - xUndefine
  84. Size: 382px - Sirmentio
  85. Size: 381px - -JK9000
  86. Size: 380px - Natsu
  87. Size: 379px - Super Phanto
  88. Size: 377px - braineat
  89. Size: 375px - 8bitmushroom
  90. Size: 373px - Alex48
  91. Size: 372px - Spark
  92. Size: 371px - Sux
  93. Size: 371px - Legend-tony980
  94. Size: 367px - Luxuria
  95. Size: 365px - Tinkerbell
  96. Size: 365px - Mudkip
  97. Size: 363px - Metroidologist X7
  98. Size: 358px - Sibel
  99. Size: 358px - BlueSpider
  100. Size: 354px - Krabby_Mokou
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The Thwomp King wrote:PING
Matt_The_Slime wrote:PING
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penguin21 wrote:PING
Holo the Wise Wolf wrote:PING
mochila wrote:PING
Seedy Koopas wrote:PING
Cdymrtn wrote:PING
Koopa-Fan wrote:PING
SuperMarioBuilder16 wrote:PING
hvcjvd wrote:PING
HealthyMario wrote:PING
TNTtimelord wrote:PING
ShyGuyOfMoonside wrote:PING
Cedrik wrote:PING
ShadowLabrys101 wrote:PING
LuigiGamer wrote:PING
Sednaiur wrote:PING
Egghead wrote:PING
Linik wrote:PING
Imaynotbehere4long wrote:PING
Q P wrote:PING
DarkWolf658 wrote:PING
Whales hey wrote:PING
CalebDavidMcgee wrote:PING
MosaicMario wrote:PING
Toad5x wrote:PING
Vankus wrote:PING
Ness-Wednesday wrote:PING
Harvey36Dice wrote:PING
Redigitisawesome wrote:PING
Catastrophe wrote:PING
DarkPhil wrote:PING
MrPunchia wrote:PING
JuniorPlayer wrote:PING
The Enoch wrote:PING
Jdude60 wrote:PING
MegamanK wrote:PING
Dr Luigi wrote:PING
Anikilador298Returns wrote:PING
bossedit8 wrote:PING
JeffTheSpiny wrote:PING
lucascio13 wrote:PING
VeryOriginalName wrote:PING
Terminal 7 wrote:PING
TheDinoKing432 wrote:PING
PikaChris wrote:PING
Clawson263 wrote:PING
CraZyBoY69 wrote:PING
xtremegamer51 wrote:PING
OrangeQuilavaBurst29 wrote:PING
Sewpah wrote:PING
luckyloomagu wrote:PING
LoZFTW wrote:PING
UnskilledPlayer wrote:PING
TheRulerOfOats wrote:PING
Pop Yoshi Bros wrote:PING
DrPac wrote:PING
MegaCDFan235 wrote:PING
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horikawa pls make a rule about signature usage

Postby WerewolfGD » Tue Feb 16, 2016 6:59 am

yay i made it in top 30 now give me the medal pls
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Re: The Top 100 Scientifically WORST Signatures on SMBX Forums

Postby lighthouse64 » Tue Feb 16, 2016 7:04 am

lol. I guess it's that image of squishy rex which adds to the height of my sig :P
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Re: The Top 100 Scientifically WORST Signatures on SMBX Forums

Postby Zipper » Tue Feb 16, 2016 7:08 am

what the hell was the point of this

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Re: The Top 100 Scientifically WORST Signatures on SMBX Forums

Postby underFlo » Tue Feb 16, 2016 7:14 am

I'm glad to have been the inspiration for this.
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Re: The Top 100 Scientifically WORST Signatures on SMBX Forums

Postby MECHDRAGON777 » Tue Feb 16, 2016 7:36 am

How am I not on this if my signature is the largest on the forums?

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Re: The Top 100 Scientifically WORST Signatures on SMBX Forums

Postby HeroLinik » Tue Feb 16, 2016 7:59 am

MECHDRAGON777 wrote:How am I not on this if my signature is the largest on the forums?
Because yours is covered in spoilers.
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Re: The Top 100 Scientifically WORST Signatures on SMBX Forums

Postby MECHDRAGON777 » Tue Feb 16, 2016 8:09 am

Linik wrote:
MECHDRAGON777 wrote:How am I not on this if my signature is the largest on the forums?
Because yours is covered in spoilers.
I giess that is what I get for Joey firce spoilering the first four immages in ny signiture? Still larger then some of these here. First place is the smallest one in that regard though.

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Re: The Top 100 Scientifically WORST Signatures on SMBX Forums

Postby Horikawa Otane » Tue Feb 16, 2016 8:16 am

MECHDRAGON777 wrote:
Linik wrote:
MECHDRAGON777 wrote:How am I not on this if my signature is the largest on the forums?
Because yours is covered in spoilers.
I giess that is what I get for Joey firce spoilering the first four immages in ny signiture? Still larger then some of these here. First place is the smallest one in that regard though.
First place changed their sig because of this thread. Same with second. It's already had a positive impact on the readability of the forums, so that's a good thing.

ALSO WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO BE ON THIS LIST.

(Generally speaking the 80th-100th places or so are pretty okay, but the top 50 should seriously consider spoilering some stuff. I just wanted a nice, round number like 100)

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Re: The Top 100 Scientifically WORST Signatures on SMBX Forums

Postby HeroLinik » Tue Feb 16, 2016 8:32 am

Horikawa Otane wrote:(Generally speaking the 80th-100th places or so are pretty okay, but the top 50 should seriously consider spoilering some stuff. I just wanted a nice, round number like 100)
What would you say about those in the top 10?
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Re: The Top 100 Scientifically WORST Signatures on SMBX Forums

Postby RoundPiplup » Tue Feb 16, 2016 9:01 am

Most of the time all I've been reading were signatures. I guess this is why I should expect this thread, as the signatures cover up more space than the posts themselves.
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Re: The Top 100 Scientifically WORST Signatures on SMBX Forums

Postby Horikawa Otane » Tue Feb 16, 2016 9:08 am

The inspiration of this thread was me browsing on an iPad Air and not being able to even fit some signatures on a full screen view. For example...

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Makes browsing the site on any form of tablet or mobile device quite painful. It also made me wonder how bad some got.

And that sig, which has since also been fixed, is only about half the height (~600px as I recall) of some of the ones on this list.

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Postby underFlo » Tue Feb 16, 2016 9:10 am

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Postby snoruntpyro » Tue Feb 16, 2016 9:55 am

I'm part of the "doesn't have a signature" club 83 woah i'm so cool and radicola and amazing and hippie #rekt #nailedit #pleasekillme
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Postby h2643 » Tue Feb 16, 2016 10:01 am

too bad i'm not in the list #sadpandas #icrievrytiem

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Postby Zeldamaster12 » Tue Feb 16, 2016 10:21 am

reghrhre wrote:Good stuff
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Re: The Top 100 Scientifically WORST Signatures on SMBX Forums

Postby RudeGuy » Tue Feb 16, 2016 10:32 am

Horikawa Otane wrote:The inspiration of this thread was me browsing on an iPad Air and not being able to even fit some signatures on a full screen view.
That's nothing. Mechdragon's not spoilered signature (it wasn't spoilered at all before) couldn't even fit in the screen of my laptop.
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Re: The Top 100 Scientifically WORST Signatures on SMBX Forums

Postby TDK » Tue Feb 16, 2016 10:56 am

It can always get worse.

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Re: The Top 100 Scientifically WORST Signatures on SMBX Forums

Postby Ness-Wednesday » Tue Feb 16, 2016 11:05 am

Wow...
I have the 31rst biggest signature in this community?
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