I dreamed that a Subway was installed in my school, but then North Korea took over the US for some reason and the only thing they did was steal all the chairs

Steve can carry 36 anvils at once. Even weirder is if you were in the world of Minecraft, you'd be an ant compared to the 1 cubic meter blocks

UlticraftMTT wrote: ↑

Wed Jul 31, 2019 6:41 pm

I hate it when people go on the download pages of fangames or ROM Hacks and say "Android/IOS port?".

Most fangames would play like ass on a phone anyway.

Fangames used to play like ass on my Windows computer, now it doesnt play at all

How INCREDIBLY FUCKING STUPID people can be. I can't help but imagine that all jokes on the internet will be censored because of the Great Area 51 Massacre of 2019.

MegaDood wrote: ↑

Tue Jul 16, 2019 12:11 am

The New Dr. Mario World is great. It's really enjoyable especially with its online function. But it does have a life system so you cant play for a while if you run out of lives...

I mean you can play VS mode, but theres always the bad RNG

Cedur wrote: ↑

Tue Jul 23, 2019 9:48 am

Yesterday I watched a video about Germany's desaster at the world cup 2018. Guess what happened? I dreamt of them conceding a goal in the first minute at the EC 2020!

Thats some psychic shit right there. I gotta screencap this

I've had dreams before where I'd get hurt badly in them and sometimes wake up suddenly. If that happens, I sometimes can still feel the pain slightly in the spot which I was injured. It's rather odd. Did you wake up on the floor? You may have fallen off No actually, I was lying in my bed even when ...

MegaDood wrote: ↑

Sun Jul 21, 2019 2:02 am

I've had dreams before where I'd get hurt badly in them and sometimes wake up suddenly. If that happens, I sometimes can still feel the pain slightly in the spot which I was injured. It's rather odd.

Did you wake up on the floor? You may have fallen off

I had a dream where I broke my finger bones. If I try to move them, they'll collapse in on themselves and sink back in to my hand. Needless to say, it was painful.

Scroll wrote: ↑

Thu Jul 18, 2019 10:07 am

PopYoshi wrote: ↑

Thu Jul 18, 2019 7:14 am

The simple fact that this thread is alive after 5 years and how it hasn't reached the 100 pages yet

YES
Also, when you sell something thinking that you won't use it anymore, then after a week you start to need it

ABSOLUTE SAME

I bought Mario Maker 2 then realized that my left joycon is broken

My friend group finally got our weekly smash tournaments to be somewhat functional, I went solo Pokemon Trainer after not sleeping and didn’t drop a set despite the circumstances. My closest competitor couldn’t come, which would explain that. Heading to Low Tier City 7 this coming weekend and proba...

Oshi wrote: ↑

Sun Jul 07, 2019 8:30 pm

sammerbro wrote: ↑

Sun Jul 07, 2019 1:35 pm

My school starts again tomorrow

Oh rip, school starts for me in ~3 weeks.

School starts in September for me

Rhosty wrote: ↑

Sat Jul 06, 2019 10:30 pm

The fireworks from Thursday gave me a bad headache

Same

I dont exactly remember but I had a dream about the beach AND school. All I can coherently remember is that I walked in on Toadette practicing her love confession. "I SPENT 20 MINUTES ON THIS PRACTICING AND YOU WALK IN? IT LOST ITS EFFECT NOW!" Also one character was in Slytherin but that doesnt rea...

A Nameless Guy wrote: ↑

Sat Jun 29, 2019 6:42 am

In my dream:
There was a baby in our neighbours balcony
Baby fell down and I woke up while screaming

How did people in the house react?

Journal Entry 3: Evicted! Me and Chris were doing some roadwork in the town of Wakanda. After he and I finished, I went back home only to find out that Tom Nook was at my front door, dressed in a suit and tie. Tom: Boys, boys, boys. I have a BONE to pick with you. Chris: Judging by the way you emph...

computerfan0 wrote: ↑

Fri Jun 14, 2019 3:07 pm

Slow drivers. Why go 100km/h when you can go 50!

Better yet 1 mph

ThePieSkyHigh wrote: ↑

Thu Jun 13, 2019 7:20 pm

thegameseum wrote: ↑

Thu Jun 13, 2019 3:24 pm

School's out. I can't wait to do almost nothing for the next 3 months.

I do nothing all day besides school WHICH is already out so

Useless Squad? Team Terrible? Do nothing Duo? I mean its a start

Sleep Squad

Rhosty wrote: ↑

Thu Jun 13, 2019 2:28 pm

The bad grammar makes it even funnier

Where is the bad grammar exactly? The only bad grammar I see is in the Chris Perspective segments.