Animal Crossing Journal Entries
Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2019 9:56 am
Journal Entry 1: Welcome To Wakanda
School is over, summer's here and I can do anything in the world for 3 months. Me and mom were planning a vacation and I was excited. The vacation was in a town called Wakanda, Animal Crossing, which is basically a daycare for teens where they can buy a house for "bells" and sell fruit for "bells" and buy stuff for "bells"... everything basically revolves around money there. So my mom called up the taxi to pick me up and I met the taxi driver, who talks like a pirate, and my friend Chris, who looks super scared to go there.
Me: Chris, what's wrong?
Chris: Neuman, you don't understand! I was planning to go to Fortnite Island, but my mom wanted me to go to Animal Crossing instead!
Me: At least Animal Crossing doesnt have a massive cube that basically corrupts the whole landmass...
Chris: Well at least Fortnite Island doesn't group you with fucking animals! I'm not getting eaten by a god damned bear!
Me: Touche... I should not have planned this trip.
Taxi Driver: Watch yer language, Chris, me lad! I may be a sailor but I ain't a sailor MOUTH!
Chris: You sure soundin like one!
Me: Damn, sick burn!
Taxi driver: You too Neuman!
Thats all the dialogue on the trip I can remember. When we arrived at Wakanda Town Hall, me and Chris went off the taxi bawling our eyes out. We slowly crept toward the town hall doors and cracked it open, but saw a friendly little frog instead.
Me: Aww, so cute!
Chris: Watch out for warts though, I had bad dreams about that frog...
And then we went into the town hall to ask the frog where we were, or I may be just going insane.
Me: So, uh, where are we and what is this?
Frog: le ribbit
Chris: WHAT THE FUCK! IT CAN TALK?!?!?!?!
Me: Either you can talk to animals or you're fucking crazy.
Chris: N-no... It actually talked!
Me: What did it say?
Chris: Ahem.... "Welcome to Wakanda, capital city of Animal Crossing! Us animals are friendly here, so no need to worry! Your house is just west of here!" Maybe it's because you didnt bring your phone. Apparently the animals here have a bluetooth connection in their brain that translates their speech.
Me: Well I didnt hear it because I dont wear Apple Air Pods.
Me and Chris went to our house and took a nice look around, but it looks like fucking shit. We went out of the house and encountered a raccoon
Raccoon, as translated by Chris: Hm, it appears you both got a reservation for the same house, so you both have ti pay for it! That'll be 150,000,000 bells!
Me: Do you accept US dollars!
Raccoon: Yup, the exchage rate is 5 thousand dollars for 1 bell!
Me: Sorry, I don't have that much.
Raccoon: Come work at my place and you can pay it off piece by piece!
So me and Chris headed where the raccoon was headed, and he went in a building called Nook's Cranny. I estimate that his name is probably Nook.
Nook: Alright, I need you to deliver these pieces of furniture. The carpet goes to Margie the elephant, the table goes to Camofrog and this letter goes to Benedict the chicken.
Chris: Easy shit, we got this covered.
So we delivered to the respective peopl- er, animals, and I got my pay check, which all of it went into my house payments. No groceries, no savings, no nothing. Looks like he either wants the ching-ching-ching or he didn't take my personal finance class I took at school. I couldn't translate Nook because Chris wasn't here, but he sent me a note to send to Chris. I looked all over for Chris and it turns out he was talking to Margie the elephant. I sent Chris the note and he was terrified!
Note: Dear Chris, we're sorry to inform you but we have noticed you've been slacking off, so YOU'RE FIRED! Sent with much love, Tom Nook, owner of Nook's Cranny
Chris: Holy fuck, how are we gonna get our house payments done now?
Me: Looks like we have to sell some of these fruits.
So we picked some fruits and sent them to Tom for money.
Nook: Chris, get the fuck outta here, youre fired. Neuman, I'll pay 300 bells for these fruits.
Apparently, fruits are that valuable in Animal Crossing. Now that our work is done, we went to the air spray shop next door.
Llama: Hello and welcome to Abel Sisters, how may we help you?
Me: I'll have a t-shirt of Mario from Super Mario.
Chris: I'll have a t-shirt of Jonesy from Fortnite.
Llama, whom I assume is named Abel: That'll be 150 bells for the both of you.
After we paid our bells and got our shirts, we went to our house and slept the night.
Chris perspective
Nooman doesnt no this, but I have a crush on Marji. She asked me for my birth day so she coud get my sine. I was a Toris, acording to her. Im scared that she mite sell it to third partys.
School is over, summer's here and I can do anything in the world for 3 months. Me and mom were planning a vacation and I was excited. The vacation was in a town called Wakanda, Animal Crossing, which is basically a daycare for teens where they can buy a house for "bells" and sell fruit for "bells" and buy stuff for "bells"... everything basically revolves around money there. So my mom called up the taxi to pick me up and I met the taxi driver, who talks like a pirate, and my friend Chris, who looks super scared to go there.
Me: Chris, what's wrong?
Chris: Neuman, you don't understand! I was planning to go to Fortnite Island, but my mom wanted me to go to Animal Crossing instead!
Me: At least Animal Crossing doesnt have a massive cube that basically corrupts the whole landmass...
Chris: Well at least Fortnite Island doesn't group you with fucking animals! I'm not getting eaten by a god damned bear!
Me: Touche... I should not have planned this trip.
Taxi Driver: Watch yer language, Chris, me lad! I may be a sailor but I ain't a sailor MOUTH!
Chris: You sure soundin like one!
Me: Damn, sick burn!
Taxi driver: You too Neuman!
Thats all the dialogue on the trip I can remember. When we arrived at Wakanda Town Hall, me and Chris went off the taxi bawling our eyes out. We slowly crept toward the town hall doors and cracked it open, but saw a friendly little frog instead.
Me: Aww, so cute!
Chris: Watch out for warts though, I had bad dreams about that frog...
And then we went into the town hall to ask the frog where we were, or I may be just going insane.
Me: So, uh, where are we and what is this?
Frog: le ribbit
Chris: WHAT THE FUCK! IT CAN TALK?!?!?!?!
Me: Either you can talk to animals or you're fucking crazy.
Chris: N-no... It actually talked!
Me: What did it say?
Chris: Ahem.... "Welcome to Wakanda, capital city of Animal Crossing! Us animals are friendly here, so no need to worry! Your house is just west of here!" Maybe it's because you didnt bring your phone. Apparently the animals here have a bluetooth connection in their brain that translates their speech.
Me: Well I didnt hear it because I dont wear Apple Air Pods.
Me and Chris went to our house and took a nice look around, but it looks like fucking shit. We went out of the house and encountered a raccoon
Raccoon, as translated by Chris: Hm, it appears you both got a reservation for the same house, so you both have ti pay for it! That'll be 150,000,000 bells!
Me: Do you accept US dollars!
Raccoon: Yup, the exchage rate is 5 thousand dollars for 1 bell!
Me: Sorry, I don't have that much.
Raccoon: Come work at my place and you can pay it off piece by piece!
So me and Chris headed where the raccoon was headed, and he went in a building called Nook's Cranny. I estimate that his name is probably Nook.
Nook: Alright, I need you to deliver these pieces of furniture. The carpet goes to Margie the elephant, the table goes to Camofrog and this letter goes to Benedict the chicken.
Chris: Easy shit, we got this covered.
So we delivered to the respective peopl- er, animals, and I got my pay check, which all of it went into my house payments. No groceries, no savings, no nothing. Looks like he either wants the ching-ching-ching or he didn't take my personal finance class I took at school. I couldn't translate Nook because Chris wasn't here, but he sent me a note to send to Chris. I looked all over for Chris and it turns out he was talking to Margie the elephant. I sent Chris the note and he was terrified!
Note: Dear Chris, we're sorry to inform you but we have noticed you've been slacking off, so YOU'RE FIRED! Sent with much love, Tom Nook, owner of Nook's Cranny
Chris: Holy fuck, how are we gonna get our house payments done now?
Me: Looks like we have to sell some of these fruits.
So we picked some fruits and sent them to Tom for money.
Nook: Chris, get the fuck outta here, youre fired. Neuman, I'll pay 300 bells for these fruits.
Apparently, fruits are that valuable in Animal Crossing. Now that our work is done, we went to the air spray shop next door.
Llama: Hello and welcome to Abel Sisters, how may we help you?
Me: I'll have a t-shirt of Mario from Super Mario.
Chris: I'll have a t-shirt of Jonesy from Fortnite.
Llama, whom I assume is named Abel: That'll be 150 bells for the both of you.
After we paid our bells and got our shirts, we went to our house and slept the night.
Chris perspective
Nooman doesnt no this, but I have a crush on Marji. She asked me for my birth day so she coud get my sine. I was a Toris, acording to her. Im scared that she mite sell it to third partys.
