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Puns

Postby thenintendobros » Mon Mar 31, 2014 4:59 am

Share terrible puns you have! :D

I'll start:
Why did Tigger look in the potty?
To look for Pooh!

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Re: Puns

Postby Star » Mon Mar 31, 2014 5:40 am

Here are some puns from Kids Icarus Uprising.

Palutena safely takes Pit out of the volcano right before it erupts.
''No need to get all hot under the collar right?''

Pit finally destroys Hades Heart.
''I can tell his heart wasn't even in it!''

Pit eats cake
''Piece of Cake!''

Pit beats a space kraken. And Palutena says...
''What a sucker''
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Re: Puns

Postby reghrhre » Mon Mar 31, 2014 6:29 am

I don't have much but:

Philosopher Cop
A guy befriends 2 people and then dies from cancer
A person is getting beat up, the person getting beat up shouts out for the Abercrombie squad to help

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Re: Puns

Postby zlaker » Mon Mar 31, 2014 8:51 am

There's FallingSnow from a Cloud in Norway.
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Re: Puns

Postby TLtimelord » Tue Apr 01, 2014 1:16 am

Did you hear about the circus burning down? I heard it was in tents.
The wall on which the prophets wrote
Is cracking at the seams
Upon the instruments of death
The sunlight brightly gleams
When every man is torn apart
With nightmares and with dreams
Will no one lay the laurel wreath
When silence drowns the screams

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Re: Puns

Postby Star » Tue Apr 01, 2014 3:07 am

zlakerboy357 wrote:There's FallingSnow from a Cloud in Norway.
Geez. Everyone sure needs to CHILL OUT with the puns!

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Get it? Falling Snow? Snow is Cold? Chilly?

No? No?

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Re: Puns

Postby reghrhre » Tue Apr 01, 2014 5:20 am

F, no one understands my puns (Okay, I stole them, but still). Oh well, they are ones that require deeper thinking, they're not a read and instantly understand the meaning type of puns, you guys should try deciphering them though, especially the 2nd one, it's hilarious. (I don't think the 3rd one's a pun though but oh well)

Otherwise, I don't have anymore puns to contribute

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Re: Puns

Postby Megar » Tue Apr 01, 2014 9:36 am

if i had hold of a pair of scissors and you saw this, you'd be in for one hell of a time
but i suppose my plans have been cut off by the fact this is the internet
disgusting

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Re: Puns

Postby silent_ » Tue Apr 01, 2014 8:31 pm

People who say they suffer from constipation are full of crap.

I'll fart in your algebra book? Why? Because I'm a math tooter!

I'm going to make my storrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry short.
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Re: Puns

Postby SnifitGuy » Wed Apr 09, 2014 4:23 pm

Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove over- oh. It was moved.

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Re: Puns

Postby silent_ » Wed Apr 09, 2014 4:25 pm

SnifitGuy wrote:Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove over- oh. It was moved.
That was the stupidest pun I've ever heard.

I guess mine about writing a short story was dumb, too, but still, that was just awful. What does it mean?
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Re: Puns

Postby Shadow Yoshi » Wed Apr 09, 2014 10:10 pm

It's talking about moving "over"; however, since "move" was so long, "over" didn't have to be moved anymore.

Also, Kep, have you been drinking any milk lately? Because this topic is an udder mess.

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Re: Puns

Postby Karl Marx » Wed Apr 09, 2014 10:26 pm

on my god I love bad puns

What Disney movie has a cow eating grass in it?
Moo-lawn

Why did the envelope not move when it was pushed?
It was stationary

Being a vampire really sucks

Why did the sad ghost step into the elevator?
To lift his spirits
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Re: Puns

Postby FanofSMBX » Wed Apr 09, 2014 10:33 pm

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Re: Puns

Postby xtremegamer51 » Wed Apr 09, 2014 10:44 pm

I MUSTACHE you a question but I have to SHAVE it!
Haha!Get cuz...mustache...sounds like must ask..and shave it...and...and...*sigh*
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Re: Puns

Postby Aero » Wed Apr 09, 2014 11:15 pm

xtremegamer51 wrote:I MUSTACHE you a question but I have to SHAVE it!
Haha!Get cuz...mustache...sounds like must ask..and shave it...and...and...*sigh*
That was punbelievably bad. By the way what's with all the punctuation?

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Re: Puns

Postby FanofSMBX » Wed Apr 09, 2014 11:29 pm

I wish I had the Mr. Blizzard badge, that would be pretty cool

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Re: Puns

Postby Aero » Thu Apr 10, 2014 12:38 am

FanofSMBX wrote:I wish I had the Mr. Blizzard badge, that would be pretty cool
Icy what you did there.

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Re: Puns

Postby FanofSMBX » Thu Apr 10, 2014 12:40 am

I wish I had created Apocalypse of Froze, maybe then I would have gotten that badge

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Re: Puns

Postby Star » Thu Apr 10, 2014 3:38 am

In many games. Theres always that part with land mines and enemies that sucks you into them.
Because being sucked into a land mine. Really SUCKS!

In TheRunawayGuys SSBB Lets play.
Chuggaaconroys use of smart bombs weren't very SMART!

Geez, In Kirby Epic Yarn. Making puns is so easy. I have so much MATERIALS to work with!

In SSBB. I wanted to play as Pit. But the loading screen is such a PIT STOP!

Everytime i see a Volcano Lotus. I guess that means things are really HEATING UP!

In SSBB, Bombs are such a BLAST!
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