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Do you have any straight friends?

Postby Aristo » Fri Jan 19, 2018 5:00 pm

I was talking to a friend who is straight today and it kind of hit me that he is the only straight person I'm really friends with. Kind of crazy, right? I tried recalling all the friends I have and ever had. Even none of my exes are straight, isn't that sooo weird? So how about you guys? Do you have any straight friends? And if yes, how many?
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Re: Do you have any straight friends?

Postby Aero » Fri Jan 19, 2018 5:12 pm

Everyone around me is cis and it's terrible.

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Re: Do you have any straight friends?

Postby FireyPaperMario » Fri Jan 19, 2018 5:16 pm

I have a lot of friends in real life that are straight! ^^

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Re: Do you have any straight friends?

Postby PixelPest » Fri Jan 19, 2018 5:17 pm

Sexual orientation isn't really discussed within my friend group and not very many date, but for the few that do they're all straight

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Re: Do you have any straight friends?

Postby PopYoshi » Fri Jan 19, 2018 6:02 pm

Everyone around me is straight, and that's a bit crappy because I like one of them

But there's a little exception: two friends of mine who once were a lesbian couple (but I don't like girls so...)
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Re: Do you have any straight friends?

Postby xDestroy » Fri Jan 19, 2018 6:19 pm

Pop Yoshi Bros wrote: two friends of mine who once were a lesbian couple
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Re: Do you have any straight friends?

Postby Enjl » Fri Jan 19, 2018 6:23 pm

How hilarious, making fun of the fact that all of my friends are boomerangs.
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Re: Do you have any straight friends?

Postby Thehelmetguy1 » Fri Jan 19, 2018 6:27 pm

quality joke thread
does it count as straight if your friends are gay for someone else but only for this someone else
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Re: Do you have any straight friends?

Postby Aristo » Fri Jan 19, 2018 6:32 pm

thehelmetguy1 wrote:does it count as straight if your friends are gay for someone else but only for this someone else
according to tvtropes, yes.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/M ... YouItsOkay
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Re: Do you have any straight friends?

Postby Witchking666 » Fri Jan 19, 2018 6:46 pm

I have lots of straight people in my friends group. A fuckload of bisexuals aswell. But for some reason none of my friends are gay.
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Re: Do you have any straight friends?

Postby PopYoshi » Fri Jan 19, 2018 9:35 pm

xDestroy wrote:
Pop Yoshi Bros wrote: two friends of mine who once were a lesbian couple
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They WERE :lol: sorry
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Re: Do you have any straight friends?

Postby Kley » Fri Jan 19, 2018 9:38 pm

All of my friends are straight and I desperately need more gay friends to actually hang out with. Unless I go to the gay bar, which is populated by the same 10 people every night that are typically much older than me, I won’t meet anyone. Cant rely on using a gay dating app because no one on there is actually looking for friends

Straight friends it is.

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Re: Do you have any straight friends?

Postby PopYoshi » Fri Jan 19, 2018 9:45 pm

Kley wrote:All of my friends are straight and I desperately need more gay friends to actually hang out with. Unless I go to the gay bar, which is populated by the same 10 people every night and are typically much older than me, I won’t meet anyone.

Straight friends it is.
I was wondering if you were gay or bi, now I have it clear
using a gay dating app because no one on there is actually looking for friends on there.
And because is dangerous (and a bit shameful in my opinion, I never liked dating pages or apps, I find them shameful and sad)
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Re: Do you have any straight friends?

Postby Danny » Sat Jan 20, 2018 1:49 am

I absolutely hate being straight, I was thinking about ending it all because I don't have any non-straight friends. I hate straight people so much... :cry:
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Re: Do you have any straight friends?

Postby chuckster » Sat Jan 20, 2018 4:46 am

Almost all of my friends are straight except one who is gay and struggles with his life. He only told me he was gay about 2 months ago and I've been best friends with him for 5 years now. I still will always like him no matter what, I'm straight myself and always will be however.

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Re: Do you have any straight friends?

Postby thunderlakitu » Sat Jan 20, 2018 7:34 am

I don't know, I don't care about the sexuality of my friends, maybe they all are straight, maybe they are all gay, maybe they are all cows in disguise, as long as they are not bad people I don't care.

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Re: Do you have any straight friends?

Postby Panda » Sat Jan 20, 2018 7:47 am

Aristo wrote:I was talking to a friend who is straight today
:)
Aristo wrote: it kind of hit me that he
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Aristo wrote:is the only straight person I'm really friends with
What the heck are you implyign ERIC!!!!
Aristo wrote:Do you have any straight friends? And if yes, how many?
I counted through my friends ont he Face Book and I have EXACTLYU 291 straight friends!!!! ^^

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Re: Do you have any straight friends?

Postby RudeGuy » Sat Jan 20, 2018 7:57 am

all my friends identify as trees
im bored

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Re: Do you have any straight friends?

Postby PopYoshi » Sat Jan 20, 2018 8:33 am

RudeGuy wrote:all my friends identify as trees
lol, you have very normal friends
The_Loaf_Lord wrote:Almost all of my friends are straight except one who is gay and struggles with his life. He only told me he was gay about 2 months ago and I've been best friends with him for 5 years now. I still will always like him no matter what, I'm straight myself and always will be however.
"However"? (also, it seems there's someone with a good heart here)
thunderlakitu wrote:I don't know, I don't care about the sexuality of my friends, maybe they all are straight, maybe they are all gay, maybe they are all cows in disguise, as long as they are not bad people I don't care.
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Re: Do you have any straight friends?

Postby Aristo » Sun Jan 21, 2018 10:42 am

Panda wrote:What the heck are you implyign ERIC!!!!
both your boyfriend and i independently came to the conclusion that you're bi in denial. that says something.
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