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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby ragont » Tue Mar 12, 2019 2:04 am

Funny joke?
Here you go:
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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby FireyPaperMario » Tue Mar 12, 2019 7:45 pm

ragont wrote:
Tue Mar 12, 2019 2:04 am
Funny joke?
Here you go:
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I don't get it! Are you using this joke just as a excuse for taunting another SMBX member for NO reason?
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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby Cedur » Wed Mar 13, 2019 7:06 am

FireyPaperMario wrote:
Tue Mar 12, 2019 7:45 pm
ragont wrote:
Tue Mar 12, 2019 2:04 am
Funny joke?
Here you go:
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nien
I don't get it! Are you using this joke just as a excuse for taunting another SMBX member for NO reason?

ragont is familiar friends with Nien so it's ironic
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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby MegaDood » Wed Mar 13, 2019 4:56 pm

ThePieSkyHigh wrote:
Mon Mar 11, 2019 9:51 pm
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Sat Mar 09, 2019 8:18 pm
Oh, I don't really have too many jokes but I''ll try.

What do you call a fly without wings?
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A walk.
YOU STOLE MY JOKE, HOW DARE YOU DECEIVE ME WITH SUCH ATROCITIES! >:O

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Oh, I don't really have too many jokes but I''ll try.

What do you call a fly without wings?
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A walk.
Also, you HAD to get it from my old topic: http://supermariobrosx.org/forums/viewt ... 16e62f907c

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Oh crap sorry I seriously didn't mean to use your joke. I didn't know you made a forum post, sorry about that. Anyway yeah, I give you credit if it makes you feel better.
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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby Scroll » Wed Mar 13, 2019 6:46 pm

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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby ThePieSkyHigh » Mon Mar 18, 2019 9:30 pm

MegaDood wrote:
Wed Mar 13, 2019 4:56 pm
ThePieSkyHigh wrote:
Mon Mar 11, 2019 9:51 pm
MegaDood wrote:
Sat Mar 09, 2019 8:18 pm
Oh, I don't really have too many jokes but I''ll try.

What do you call a fly without wings?
Spoiler: show
A walk.
YOU STOLE MY JOKE, HOW DARE YOU DECEIVE ME WITH SUCH ATROCITIES! >:O

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Oh, I don't really have too many jokes but I''ll try.

What do you call a fly without wings?
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A walk.
Also, you HAD to get it from my old topic: http://supermariobrosx.org/forums/viewt ... 16e62f907c

admit it
Oh crap sorry I seriously didn't mean to use your joke. I didn't know you made a forum post, sorry about that. Anyway yeah, I give you credit if it makes you feel better.
Ok I'm sorry XD I was rude

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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby Scroll » Mon Mar 18, 2019 9:54 pm

MegaDood wrote:
Wed Mar 13, 2019 4:56 pm
ThePieSkyHigh wrote:
Mon Mar 11, 2019 9:51 pm
MegaDood wrote:
Sat Mar 09, 2019 8:18 pm
Oh, I don't really have too many jokes but I''ll try.

What do you call a fly without wings?
Spoiler: show
A walk.
YOU STOLE MY JOKE, HOW DARE YOU DECEIVE ME WITH SUCH ATROCITIES! >:O

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Oh, I don't really have too many jokes but I''ll try.

What do you call a fly without wings?
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A walk.
Also, you HAD to get it from my old topic: http://supermariobrosx.org/forums/viewt ... 16e62f907c

admit it
Oh crap sorry I seriously didn't mean to use your joke. I didn't know you made a forum post, sorry about that. Anyway yeah, I give you credit if it makes you feel better.
That's VERY important. Giving credit to someone for a joke is something very worth to do, please do so before you get sued because of stealing a joke ;D

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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby MegaDood » Mon Mar 18, 2019 10:46 pm

VanillaDude wrote:
Mon Mar 18, 2019 9:54 pm
MegaDood wrote:
Wed Mar 13, 2019 4:56 pm
ThePieSkyHigh wrote:
Mon Mar 11, 2019 9:51 pm


YOU STOLE MY JOKE, HOW DARE YOU DECEIVE ME WITH SUCH ATROCITIES! >:O

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Also, you HAD to get it from my old topic: http://supermariobrosx.org/forums/viewt ... 16e62f907c

admit it
Oh crap sorry I seriously didn't mean to use your joke. I didn't know you made a forum post, sorry about that. Anyway yeah, I give you credit if it makes you feel better.
That's VERY important. Giving credit to someone for a joke is something very worth to do, please do so before you get sued because of stealing a joke ;D
Yeah true, about 95% of people end up in jail because they stole a joke!

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YOU STOLE MY JOKE, HOW DARE YOU DECEIVE ME WITH SUCH ATROCITIES! >:O

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Also, you HAD to get it from my old topic: http://supermariobrosx.org/forums/viewt ... 16e62f907c

admit it
Oh crap sorry I seriously didn't mean to use your joke. I didn't know you made a forum post, sorry about that. Anyway yeah, I give you credit if it makes you feel better.
Ok I'm sorry XD I was rude

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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby ThePieSkyHigh » Tue Mar 19, 2019 8:12 pm

Anyways, backkkk on topic!!!

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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby Scroll » Tue Mar 19, 2019 8:34 pm

ThePieSkyHigh wrote:
Tue Mar 19, 2019 8:12 pm
Anyways, backkkk on topic!!!

..Or back out, depending if you're not smart enough to do something funny
We're not going off-topic, we are making jokes about getting sued for stealing

But yeah back on topic

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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby Scroll » Sun Mar 24, 2019 12:46 pm

- If you keep eating so much chocolate you will not even reach 50 years!
- Madam, my great-grandmother died at 105 years
- Why? For eating a lot of chocolate?
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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby Buff_Ninja » Tue Mar 26, 2019 8:37 am

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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby Cedur » Tue Mar 26, 2019 8:57 am

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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby FireyPaperMario » Thu Mar 28, 2019 8:23 pm

Here's a good joke:

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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby MegaDood » Fri Mar 29, 2019 1:09 am

Right here's a chemistry joke for you all. I don't know if anyone's already made this joke here but here goes.


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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby MegaDood » Sat Mar 30, 2019 12:04 am

Alright here's another.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?



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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby Cedur » Sat Apr 27, 2019 7:00 am

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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby Taycamgame » Sat Apr 27, 2019 11:31 am

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.
The first mathematician orders 1 beer.
The second mathematician orders half a beer.
The third mathematician orders a quarter of a beer, and so on.
As soon as the seventh order is made, the barman pours two beers and says, "You fellas ought to know your limits".
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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby Rhosty » Sat Apr 27, 2019 9:14 pm

I tried to type in duck hunt on Google, but it changed the d and h to an f and a c.

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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby MegaDood » Sat Apr 27, 2019 10:37 pm

Taycamgame wrote:
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An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.
The first mathematician orders 1 beer.
The second mathematician orders half a beer.
The third mathematician orders a quarter of a beer, and so on.
As soon as the seventh order is made, the barman pours two beers and says, "You fellas ought to know your limits".
I told that to a friend, plus another. They liked it so much they had to multiply the number of maths puns. I thought it would be a good idea to divide them to not be overwhelmed, but I guess it was a sine to lower the frequency of these puns. One got bored, and left the perimeter. Then was getting late, one of my friends had already hexagon home to eat some pi for dinner.
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