Funny Jokes Topic

[ragont]

Funny joke?
Here you go:

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nien

[FireyPaperMario]

Funny joke?
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nien

I don't get it! Are you using this joke just as a excuse for taunting another SMBX member for NO reason?

[Cedur]

Funny joke?
Here you go:

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nien

I don't get it! Are you using this joke just as a excuse for taunting another SMBX member for NO reason?

ragont is familiar friends with Nien so it's ironic

[MegaDood]

Oh, I don't really have too many jokes but I''ll try.

What do you call a fly without wings?

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A walk.

YOU STOLE MY JOKE, HOW DARE YOU DECEIVE ME WITH SUCH ATROCITIES! >:O

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Oh, I don't really have too many jokes but I''ll try.

What do you call a fly without wings?

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A walk.

Also, you HAD to get it from my old topic: http://supermariobrosx.org/forums/viewt ... 16e62f907c

admit it

Oh crap sorry I seriously didn't mean to use your joke. I didn't know you made a forum post, sorry about that. Anyway yeah, I give you credit if it makes you feel better.

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You have to bRUSH because you will receive a lot of PAINt

What's up

The sky

Laughing
Out
Loud

[ThePieSkyHigh]

Oh, I don't really have too many jokes but I''ll try.

What do you call a fly without wings?

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A walk.

YOU STOLE MY JOKE, HOW DARE YOU DECEIVE ME WITH SUCH ATROCITIES! >:O

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Oh, I don't really have too many jokes but I''ll try.

What do you call a fly without wings?

Spoiler: show

A walk.

Also, you HAD to get it from my old topic: http://supermariobrosx.org/forums/viewt ... 16e62f907c

admit it

Oh crap sorry I seriously didn't mean to use your joke. I didn't know you made a forum post, sorry about that. Anyway yeah, I give you credit if it makes you feel better.

Ok I'm sorry XD I was rude

I was jOkiNg anyways

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Oh, I don't really have too many jokes but I''ll try.

What do you call a fly without wings?

Spoiler: show

A walk.

YOU STOLE MY JOKE, HOW DARE YOU DECEIVE ME WITH SUCH ATROCITIES! >:O

Added in 5 minutes 26 seconds:

Oh, I don't really have too many jokes but I''ll try.

What do you call a fly without wings?

Spoiler: show

A walk.

Also, you HAD to get it from my old topic: http://supermariobrosx.org/forums/viewt ... 16e62f907c

admit it

Oh crap sorry I seriously didn't mean to use your joke. I didn't know you made a forum post, sorry about that. Anyway yeah, I give you credit if it makes you feel better.

That's VERY important. Giving credit to someone for a joke is something very worth to do, please do so before you get sued because of stealing a joke ;D

[MegaDood]

YOU STOLE MY JOKE, HOW DARE YOU DECEIVE ME WITH SUCH ATROCITIES! >:O

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Also, you HAD to get it from my old topic: http://supermariobrosx.org/forums/viewt ... 16e62f907c

admit it

Oh crap sorry I seriously didn't mean to use your joke. I didn't know you made a forum post, sorry about that. Anyway yeah, I give you credit if it makes you feel better.

That's VERY important. Giving credit to someone for a joke is something very worth to do, please do so before you get sued because of stealing a joke ;D

Yeah true, about 95% of people end up in jail because they stole a joke!

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YOU STOLE MY JOKE, HOW DARE YOU DECEIVE ME WITH SUCH ATROCITIES! >:O

Added in 5 minutes 26 seconds:


Also, you HAD to get it from my old topic: http://supermariobrosx.org/forums/viewt ... 16e62f907c

admit it

Oh crap sorry I seriously didn't mean to use your joke. I didn't know you made a forum post, sorry about that. Anyway yeah, I give you credit if it makes you feel better.

Ok I'm sorry XD I was rude

I was jOkiNg anyways

No problem, it's all good.

[ThePieSkyHigh]

Anyways, backkkk on topic!!!

..Or back out, depending if you're not smart enough to do something funny

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Anyways, backkkk on topic!!!

..Or back out, depending if you're not smart enough to do something funny

We're not going off-topic, we are making jokes about getting sued for stealing

But yeah back on topic

wait what

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- If you keep eating so much chocolate you will not even reach 50 years!
- Madam, my great-grandmother died at 105 years
- Why? For eating a lot of chocolate?
- No, for not getting into the lives of others

[Buff_Ninja]

Vacuums suck. They really do.

[Cedur]

"What is a vacuum?" - "I got it in my mind, but I can't remember!"

[FireyPaperMario]

Here's a good joke:

I'd like a Red Bull Vodka, hold the Vodka!

[MegaDood]

Right here's a chemistry joke for you all. I don't know if anyone's already made this joke here but here goes.


Never trust an atom. They make up everything.

[MegaDood]

Alright here's another.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?



Because it had a splitting headache.

[Cedur]

"Walkie-Talkie" in French is "Talkie-Walkie".

[Taycamgame]

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.
The first mathematician orders 1 beer.
The second mathematician orders half a beer.
The third mathematician orders a quarter of a beer, and so on.
As soon as the seventh order is made, the barman pours two beers and says, "You fellas ought to know your limits".

[Rhosty]

I tried to type in duck hunt on Google, but it changed the d and h to an f and a c.

[MegaDood]

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.
The first mathematician orders 1 beer.
The second mathematician orders half a beer.
The third mathematician orders a quarter of a beer, and so on.
As soon as the seventh order is made, the barman pours two beers and says, "You fellas ought to know your limits".

I told that to a friend, plus another. They liked it so much they had to multiply the number of maths puns. I thought it would be a good idea to divide them to not be overwhelmed, but I guess it was a sine to lower the frequency of these puns. One got bored, and left the perimeter. Then was getting late, one of my friends had already hexagon home to eat some pi for dinner.