Think of this more as a funny moment from my childhood than a joke, but screw it:
Back in US history class in my 8th grade year, my history teacher ask the class, "Okay, who said this famous quote, 'I will Return'?"
I raise my hand, and blurt out, "The Terminator! I pass!"
Everyone laughs, and my teacher replies, "He said, 'I WILL BE BACK', not 'I will return!'!"