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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2018 6:38 pm
by cina1
Why were all numbers scared?
Because 7 8 9

Which country is the most ahead of its time?
Kiribati - Look the image if you didn't understand
Spoiler: show

Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2018 7:19 pm
by zioy
cina1 wrote:
Sun Oct 28, 2018 6:38 pm
Why were all numbers scared?
Because 7 8 9
Why did 7 eat 9?

Because you're supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day!

Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2018 8:17 pm
by ThePieSkyHigh
STOP IT XDD

I can't think of anything else...

Hmm..
Idk if I told you guys this one before but...

A man was told to fix a porch, but he never got payed for his work.

Because it was "On the house"

Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2018 6:32 pm
by Scroll
cina1 wrote:
Sun Oct 28, 2018 6:38 pm
Why were all numbers scared?
Because 7 8 9

Which country is the most ahead of its time?
Kiribati - Look the image if you didn't understand
The two ones are very funny XD

Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2018 1:51 am
by smbx GaMERDoG
cina1 wrote:
Sun Oct 28, 2018 6:38 pm
Why were all numbers scared?
Because 7 8 9
...but 6 eats 2 and numbers are now scared of SCPs.

Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2018 3:18 pm
by ThePieSkyHigh
Still don't get ya.

Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2018 3:34 pm
by Cedur
Student fails oral exam. Professor says: "Do you see the tree outside there? Once the tree has leaves again, you can come again."

Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2018 6:40 pm
by Scroll
smbx GaMERDoG wrote:
Wed Oct 31, 2018 1:51 am
cina1 wrote:
Sun Oct 28, 2018 6:38 pm
Why were all numbers scared?
Because 7 8 9
...but 6 eats 2 and numbers are now scared of SCPs.
I did not understand :V

Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2018 7:37 pm
by FireyPaperMario
Here's a joke my friend Ben told me and my friends during science class back in 8th grade:

Ben: Hey Ryan!

Ryan: Yes Ben

Ben: Say Black in Spanish

Ryan: Negro

Ben: *Gasp* RACIST!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2018 7:45 pm
by ThePieSkyHigh
I'm not sure that's a funny thing. Not that your insulting me, but that's pushing that type of people for no reason. Joke or not.

Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2018 7:48 pm
by Scroll
ThePieSkyHigh wrote:
Wed Oct 31, 2018 7:45 pm
I'm not sure that's a funny thing. Not that your insulting me, but that's pushing that type of people for no reason. Joke or not.
MarioRPGExpert93 wrote:
I agree. Let's be careful what we do.

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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2018 8:29 pm
by PopYoshi
What if we stop making jokes about chemistry and concentrate in what's going on?

......... NaH

Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2018 9:10 pm
by ThePieSkyHigh
Why did the chicken cross the road

Because he was pathetic just like the joke :(


XDD

Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2018 6:13 am
by FireyPaperMario
Surtur wrote:
Wed Oct 31, 2018 7:48 pm
ThePieSkyHigh wrote:
Wed Oct 31, 2018 7:45 pm
I'm not sure that's a funny thing. Not that your insulting me, but that's pushing that type of people for no reason. Joke or not.
MarioRPGExpert93 wrote:
I agree. Let's be careful what we do.

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Sorry if i was using a offensive joke, again, I didn't tell that joke, my friend Ben did

Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2018 4:08 pm
by ThePieSkyHigh
I know, just don't take those jokes funny from other people. Or else you'd be "supporting" them, am I right?

Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2018 4:30 pm
by Scroll
ThePieSkyHigh wrote:
Thu Nov 01, 2018 4:08 pm
am I right?
Yes (I think)

Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2018 4:35 pm
by ThePieSkyHigh
Long time no see, so here's a few jokes:

What's the saddest type of song you can actually see?
Blue

What happens when a seagull reaches the bay?
A bagel!

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ThePieSkyHigh wrote:
Thu Nov 01, 2018 4:08 pm
I know, just don't take those jokes funny from other people. Or else you'd be "supporting" them, am I right?
Edit: I meant don't see those jokes as funny when their told to you, or laugh at them. Because you laughing about those type of people I guess

Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2018 5:01 pm
by FireyPaperMario
Here's a personally funny joke I told my older sister on the first time she travels to Thailand:

I message her on Facebook Messenger when she's going to Thailand this inside joke:

"Hey Sis, while you're in Thailand, don't get killed by a man wearing a eye patch* or a dictator named 'Bison'!"

And yeah, she find this hilarious. ^_^"

*If you don't know, the "Man wearing a eye patch" is a metaphor for Sagat from Street Fighter!

Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2018 5:57 pm
by ThePieSkyHigh
Well, since I don't play that game, I guess I wouldn't understand.

Joke:

What is a cats favorite color?

Purrple

Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2018 5:11 am
by Cedur
if your friend is a mathematician then never say "I love you" to them

you must say "I love you and only you"