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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby Enderfan » Wed Jan 16, 2019 6:38 am

Gee, you guys should be punished for telling such bad puns!
Ugh, mine aren't any better...
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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby FireyPaperMario » Mon Jan 21, 2019 6:58 am

About 2 or 3 years ago on my sister's birthday, I post a meme on social media and tagged my older sister in it.

The meme has Shao Khan (from Mortal Kombat) and says: "I Shao Khan believe it's your birthday!"

And yes, she laughs!

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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby Nazi Zombie » Mon Jan 21, 2019 9:30 am

I will tell you a joke





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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby ThePieSkyHigh » Mon Jan 21, 2019 11:11 am

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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby FireyPaperMario » Tue Jan 22, 2019 9:29 am

Here's a funny joke I told to the police:

"Hey officer, I been drinking and playing Mario Kart! Gimme the $17,000+ fine plz"

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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby Scroll » Tue Jan 22, 2019 10:01 am

Why did the creator of stone beds died? Because of a hit with a pillow.

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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby ThePieSkyHigh » Fri Jan 25, 2019 10:36 pm

In what way did the fire harm the candle?

He wax it
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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby Scroll » Thu Jan 31, 2019 7:12 am

- Daughter, why did you break the doll's hand?
- Because it's my doll, not your doll, and I do what I want with it.

One day later:
Daughter, why did you break the other doll's hand
Because it's my doll, not your doll, and I do what I want with it.

One day later:
Daughter, why did you break the other doll's hand?
...

Wait, why the doll had more than two hands? BECAUSE IT'S MY JOKE, NOT YOUR JOKE, AND I DO WHAT I WANT WITH IT.

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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby LGLMAKING » Thu Jan 31, 2019 11:53 am

What do Germans eat on Thursdays?
Döner Kebab!

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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby Cedur » Thu Jan 31, 2019 12:28 pm

not even remotely a proper pun.
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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby FireyPaperMario » Thu Jan 31, 2019 3:18 pm

LGLMAKING wrote: What do Germans eat on Thursdays?
Döner Kebab!

Hahaha ha.
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Um... I don't get it...

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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby Cedur » Thu Jan 31, 2019 3:19 pm

as I already say there's not really anything to get. The pun doesn't work because of the umlaut

plus may I also say it's the very cheap opposite of humour
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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby FireyPaperMario » Thu Jan 31, 2019 3:21 pm

Cedur wrote:
Thu Jan 31, 2019 3:19 pm
plus may I also say it's the very cheap opposite of humour
I can tell. Heck, I heard better jokes and puns from sitcoms I even don't liked*

*Example: Seinfeld. :roll:

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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby ThePieSkyHigh » Fri Feb 01, 2019 4:50 pm

Whats the saddest thing I'll ever eat?

a blue berry. :(
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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby Cedur » Sat Feb 02, 2019 6:32 am

first good joke in this thread

reminds me of

"what is white and stands behind a tree?"
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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby FireyPaperMario » Fri Feb 08, 2019 6:06 am

Back when I was young (in Middle School... I think), I called the CVS Pharmacy the "Canadian Violent Store". :lol:

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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby Scroll » Fri Feb 08, 2019 7:42 am

If you know Spanish language then you can understand this joke (I think it has no sense in another language):

Cual es el colmo de un albañil? Llamarse "Armando Paredes" :lol:

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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby Cedur » Fri Feb 08, 2019 8:07 am

you could at least explain the pun if there is one, i.e. what words resemble eachother and what are their meanings
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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby ThePieSkyHigh » Sat Feb 09, 2019 12:27 pm

He said if you understand Spanish you'd know, and explaining jokes makes it seem like it's a math book
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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby Scroll » Sat Feb 09, 2019 12:28 pm

ThePieSkyHigh wrote:
Sat Feb 09, 2019 12:27 pm
He said if you understand Spanish you'd know, and explaining jokes makes it seem like it's a math book
Of course


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