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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby ThePieSkyHigh » Sat Feb 09, 2019 12:30 pm

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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby Civo » Sat Feb 09, 2019 12:50 pm

What did Mario say when he tried to kill a British koopaling?

You're a Wizard Larry!

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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby ThePieSkyHigh » Sat Feb 09, 2019 7:49 pm

^ hehe nice

Hey Mom! Can I get a cookiee????

You have to say the magic word! :p

UHM... :^) Expelliarmus!!!

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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby Cedur » Sun Feb 10, 2019 6:18 am

VanillaDude wrote:
Sat Feb 09, 2019 12:28 pm
ThePieSkyHigh wrote:
Sat Feb 09, 2019 12:27 pm
He said if you understand Spanish you'd know, and explaining jokes makes it seem like it's a math book
Of course

can you both not be rude pls? Like, why is it not possible to translate that into English? What's so funny about the name "Armando Paredes"?
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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby PixelPest » Sun Feb 10, 2019 8:41 am

VanillaDude wrote:
Fri Feb 08, 2019 7:42 am
If you know Spanish language then you can understand this joke (I think it has no sense in another language):

Cual es el colmo de un albañil? Llamarse "Armando Paredes" :lol:
This is an English-only forum. Please do not post in other languages

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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby FireyPaperMario » Sun Feb 10, 2019 9:33 am

I went to the bank and told the bank officer that I'm gonna rob all the BOREDOM from the bank*. And he laughs! :lol:

*In my defense, Banks are really boring.

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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby ThePieSkyHigh » Sun Feb 10, 2019 1:41 pm

PixelPest wrote:
Sun Feb 10, 2019 8:41 am
VanillaDude wrote:
Fri Feb 08, 2019 7:42 am
If you know Spanish language then you can understand this joke (I think it has no sense in another language):

Cual es el colmo de un albañil? Llamarse "Armando Paredes" :lol:
This is an English-only forum. Please do not post in other languages
But why don't rules state this?

It says use proper English, but not English only. I think it's misleading

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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby Scroll » Sun Feb 10, 2019 1:43 pm

ThePieSkyHigh wrote: Back on topic:

A new board for writing things down in was created.

Evan: Let's name it.... EvanBoard!

Bill: I have a better idea... 8-)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

No really, it was good XD

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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby Electriking » Sun Feb 10, 2019 1:48 pm

ThePieSkyHigh wrote:
Sun Feb 10, 2019 1:41 pm
PixelPest wrote:
Sun Feb 10, 2019 8:41 am
VanillaDude wrote:
Fri Feb 08, 2019 7:42 am
If you know Spanish language then you can understand this joke (I think it has no sense in another language):

Cual es el colmo de un albañil? Llamarse "Armando Paredes" :lol:
This is an English-only forum. Please do not post in other languages
But why don't rules state this?

It says use proper English, but not English only. I think it's misleading
Use Proper English implies you should be using English. Very easy to infer.
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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby ThePieSkyHigh » Sun Feb 10, 2019 3:06 pm

Alright then :|
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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby PixelPest » Sun Feb 10, 2019 3:11 pm

ThePieSkyHigh wrote:
Sun Feb 10, 2019 1:41 pm
PixelPest wrote:
Sun Feb 10, 2019 8:41 am
VanillaDude wrote:
Fri Feb 08, 2019 7:42 am
If you know Spanish language then you can understand this joke (I think it has no sense in another language):

Cual es el colmo de un albañil? Llamarse "Armando Paredes" :lol:
This is an English-only forum. Please do not post in other languages
But why don't rules state this?

It says use proper English, but not English only. I think it's misleading

Back on topic:

A new board for writing things down in was created.

Evan: Let's name it.... EvanBoard!

Bill: I have a better idea... 8-)
You shouldn't be trying to find ways around the rules because in the end things are at the discretion of the staff anyway. But when it says "proper English" only it's not misleading at all and really obvious that posts should only be made in English

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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby ThePieSkyHigh » Sun Feb 10, 2019 4:43 pm

PixelPest wrote:
Sun Feb 10, 2019 3:11 pm
ThePieSkyHigh wrote:
Sun Feb 10, 2019 1:41 pm
PixelPest wrote:
Sun Feb 10, 2019 8:41 am


This is an English-only forum. Please do not post in other languages
But why don't rules state this?

It says use proper English, but not English only. I think it's misleading

Back on topic:

A new board for writing things down in was created.

Evan: Let's name it.... EvanBoard!

Bill: I have a better idea... 8-)
You shouldn't be trying to find ways around the rules because in the end things are at the discretion of the staff anyway. But when it says "proper English" only it's not misleading at all and really obvious that posts should only be made in English
Alright, yes sir

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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby Cedur » Sat Feb 23, 2019 9:29 am

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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby FireyPaperMario » Sat Feb 23, 2019 3:05 pm

I remember a joke my older sister made back in my childhood:

I enter the scene with my arms in my shirt and my sister said some of these quotes:

"Oh my, you looked like you're heavily ARMed!"

"Oh yeah, you and what ARMy?"

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Postby ThePieSkyHigh » Thu Mar 07, 2019 8:12 pm

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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby MegaDood » Sat Mar 09, 2019 8:18 pm

Oh, I don't really have too many jokes but I''ll try.

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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby Aero » Sun Mar 10, 2019 3:43 am

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.
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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby FireyPaperMario » Sun Mar 10, 2019 8:12 am

Yesterday, while me and my father were driving to the bank to cash my pay check, I told my dad about Tetris, and its Russian origins story, and my father ask:

"Did Putin make Tetris?"*


*I know, he said that just to be funny. And I'm pretty sure we all know that Tetris was created by Alexey Pazhitnov, as my dad has no knowledge of famous non-Soviet Russians. :roll:

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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby ThePieSkyHigh » Mon Mar 11, 2019 9:46 pm

MegaDood wrote:
Sat Mar 09, 2019 8:18 pm
Oh, I don't really have too many jokes but I''ll try.

What do you call a fly without wings?
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A walk.
YOU STOLE MY JOKE, HOW DARE YOU DECEIVE ME WITH SUCH ATROCITIES! >:O

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Oh, I don't really have too many jokes but I''ll try.

What do you call a fly without wings?
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