MY DICK IN YOUR FACE- Extended

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MY DICK IN YOUR FACE- Extended

Postby Hawkeyeone » Thu May 15, 2014 9:55 pm

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WHERE MARIO AND FRIENDS GO TO DICKHEAD LAND AND MEET SOME ASSHOLES

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Work on MY DICK IN YOUR FACE was started in early January 2014 and finished in early February 2014. It was planned to be first posted at SMBX Revived(this forum) the same day it was finished. However, at the time, this forum used a level submission system where level topics would be sent to the staff. If they liked it, it was posted. If they didn't, fuck you. MY DICK IN YOUR FACE was rejected several times for being a joke level, and Hawkeyeone posted a rant topic about this that was locked. It was then posted at Knux's Forum and, slightly later, TIAOH Gardens. However, the topic for it at Knux's Forum was locked by Uncle Sam because he's a big poop head. On the same day it was posted on Knux's Forum, m4sterbr0s sent me this PM:
Dear Hawkeyeone,

I noticed the following topic you made about the judging system that exists on this forum. It's to make sure decent levels are being submitted and not ones that people wouldn't necessarily enjoy. This is a confirmation message (just in case if you didn't get a notification otherwise) that I have disapproved your level twice (the first one was entitled "MY DICK IN YOUR FACE" and the other one was entitled something like *censored by joey*).

Here are the reasons I had written regarding this disapproval:
m4sterbr0s wrote:
(NOTE: I KNOW IT'S A JOKE LEVEL.) It's a badly executed joke level. In the fourth section or whatever, for example, it's too difficult to navigate around the koopas. And being that since you have to control the Clown Car, and if you talk to one of them, then a hoard of blue koopas come after you and kill you (pretty much spam). Plus, the jokes aren't as funny and there was very poor use of graphics (like the pixelated backgrounds).

Some things you should note: For the most part, I get the whole purpose with these joke levels, but in my humble opinion, they're pretty much garbage and really of low-quality. So there's really no point of submitting one, in all honesty. Next, your tone regarding the topic you made is unacceptable. Also, it makes sense that we have this system of approving/disapproving levels (otherwise, there wouldn't really be a purpose for Level Judges since technically everyone could be Level Judges).

Please try not to display such vulgar language next time. Otherwise I will personally issue you a warning. One more thing to keep in mind: You have two warnings already. One more and it will be a one week ban.

Thanks for reading/understanding this (hopefully).

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Yeah, I was fucking mad.

I then forgot about it and got to work on an "extended" version of the level with more sections and decreased difficulty of a section where the player must traverse an area full of "talking" parakoopas that will then attack with several blue ones after being talked to. This version was finished and uploaded on May 15, 2014 and you can download it right now.
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Re: MY DICK IN YOUR FACE- Extended

Postby Aero » Thu May 15, 2014 10:04 pm

You forgot to include the level...

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Re: MY DICK IN YOUR FACE- Extended

Postby Hawkeyeone » Thu May 15, 2014 10:09 pm

GhostHawk wrote:You forgot to include the level...
fucknuggets

Welp, I updated it.
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Re: MY DICK IN YOUR FACE- Extended

Postby sleepy » Thu May 15, 2014 10:23 pm

amazing
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Re: MY DICK IN YOUR FACE- Extended

Postby Aero » Thu May 15, 2014 10:23 pm

Welp, I expected nothing and I was still disappointed. 10/10 for the drugs part though. Not much else to say.

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Re: MY DICK IN YOUR FACE- Extended

Postby Mabel » Fri May 16, 2014 3:20 am

im so high right now
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Re: MY DICK IN YOUR FACE- Extended

Postby RudeGuy » Fri May 16, 2014 9:22 am

The title is so... subliminal...
im bored

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Re: MY DICK IN YOUR FACE- Extended

Postby bossedit8 » Fri May 16, 2014 1:35 pm

This must of be another one of these joke Levels... I am gonna play just for fun anyway. Prepare.

It looks decent but the name kills the demo instantly...

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Re: MY DICK IN YOUR FACE- Extended

Postby Zant » Fri May 16, 2014 1:40 pm

Best level name ever!!!

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Re: MY DICK IN YOUR FACE- Extended

Postby glitch4 » Fri May 16, 2014 1:53 pm

Actually, best joke level name ever of 2014. I'm stop being lazy now.

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Re: MY DICK IN YOUR FACE- Extended

Postby Magna DominXus » Fri May 16, 2014 3:08 pm

I can't play the level. What's it about? Someone please record it.
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Re: MY DICK IN YOUR FACE- Extended

Postby Hawkeyeone » Fri May 16, 2014 5:41 pm

ConXus wrote:I can't play the level.
yes you can pussy
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Re: MY DICK IN YOUR FACE- Extended

Postby Magna DominXus » Fri May 16, 2014 5:48 pm

Hawkeyeone wrote:
ConXus wrote:I can't play the level.
yes you can pussy
I HAVE A FUCKING MAC.
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Re: MY DICK IN YOUR FACE- Extended

Postby Valtteri » Fri May 16, 2014 5:56 pm

Let's be civil please.
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Re: MY DICK IN YOUR FACE- Extended

Postby Hawkeyeone » Fri May 16, 2014 5:56 pm

ConXus wrote:
Hawkeyeone wrote:
ConXus wrote:I can't play the level.
yes you can pussy
I HAVE A FUCKING MAC.
Then play it on something that isn't a mac

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Re: MY DICK IN YOUR FACE- Extended

Postby reghrhre » Fri May 16, 2014 6:02 pm

Hawkeyeone wrote:Then play it on something that isn't a mac
coz buying a new computer is SO EASY! thank goodness everyone is rich!!

and if he had an extra computer to play it on he wouldn't be complaining about him having a Mac now would he

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Re: MY DICK IN YOUR FACE- Extended

Postby Magna DominXus » Fri May 16, 2014 6:02 pm

Hawkeyeone wrote:Then play it on something that isn't a mac

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It's not that easy you know. And my window's laptop broke a while ago.
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Re: MY DICK IN YOUR FACE- Extended

Postby Aero » Fri May 16, 2014 6:10 pm

Why would someone buy a new computer to play a joke level in SMBX one or two times?

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Re: MY DICK IN YOUR FACE- Extended

Postby Enjl » Fri May 16, 2014 6:21 pm

why would any gamer buy a mac to begin with?
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Re: MY DICK IN YOUR FACE- Extended

Postby Magna DominXus » Fri May 16, 2014 6:25 pm

Emral wrote:why would any gamer buy a mac to begin with?
Bitch please. It was my dad's decision and I broke my laptop.
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