The Tower of Biased series have been annoying the crap out of you all for a few years now, so Ignoritus, Valtteri and I thought it would be a fantastic idea to remaster all the Tower of Biased episodes! as303298 please play them ;-;
We aren't ready to show much yet, so here are some notes we have put together showing some changes!
All Tower of Biased hubs now support LunaDLL.
All Tower of Biased levels now feature sarcastic commentary from DarkMatt.
All AoK characters have been removed to avoid a copyright claim from Knuckles96.
All Tower of Biased hubs now have a secret Elsa room if they did not have one already.
All Tower of BIased hubs now have a secret disco room if they did not have one already.
Beating all towers will unlock Tower of Biased 0, where you can play all the first contest's levels. Except since it's Tower of Biased 0, SMBX thinks you are dividing by zero and gets a run-time error.
Tower of Biased 1 now has 1% more plot.
Tower of Biased 1's clouds in the first section are no longer evil, because that was promoting Satanism.
Tower of Biased 1 now has 1 meme added about Valtteri raging about losing the contest.
Tower of Biased 1 no longer has any custom music.
Tower of Biased 2's elevator speed has been reduced for dramatic effect.
Tower of Biased 2's level "This level contains touhou music" no longer contains touhou music.
Tower of Biased 2's toads are now more edgy. There are guest appearances from Shadow the Hedgehog and Dark Pit too.
Tower of Biased 2 now has a rift in the space-time continuum where the talkhaus is leaking, because raocow played this tower.
Tower of Biased 3 now features a side-quest where Miles Tails Prower is hunting down nientiendo.
Tower of Biased 3 now explains why NameUser changed his name to Ignoritus.
Tower of Biased 3's final boss now has 30% more random shit thrown at you at one time.
Tower of BIased 4's color scheme now uses a slightly different shade of purple
Tower of Biased 4 requires you to get all the stars in Tier 1 to advance.
Tower of Biased 4's secret BlueToad side-quest has been removed because nobody even found it.
Tower of Biased 4 now features new dance moves for Ignoritus.
Tower of Biased 5 no longer allows you to play as Luigi.
Tower of Biased 5's music has been replaced with Pokémon music. Arguably one of the features to be most excited for.
Tower of Biased 5's elevator speed has been reduced for dramatic effect.
Tower of Biased 5 now features 5% more conspiracy.
Tower of Biased 6 now reintroduces CastleWars' score for Ace's level.
Tower of Biased 6 introduces lots of dead toads to make the atmosphere even more mysterious.
Tower of Biased 6's final boss now has an additional frame of animation.
Tower of Biased 7 now has a side-story exploring whether Elsa is homosexual or not.
Tower of Biased 7 now plays the SMB2 Underground theme in locations where Frozen music used to play.
Tower of Biased 7 lets you melt Elsa's Palace in the 100% ending.
Tower of Biased 8 reintroduces the original Tier 1 and Tier 2, but the player starting position is moved to the end of the level.
Tower of Biased 8's tournament sometimes lets you fight the SMBX High Council.
Tower of Biased 8's main villain is 8% more confusing.
Tower of Biased 9 is 9% less rushed and has 1 less broken warp.
Tower of Biased 9's plot-twist ending features thunder in the background because that's pretty spooky.
Tower of Biased 9's music has been replaced with Pokémon music. Arguably one of the features to be most excited for.
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Hills of satin grass and maidens fair
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Sword in hand, our fate's torn
She's a sparrow of the dawn
Our love is born
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