DAY 5 has ended!
Sanct had bones-chilling plans for what remained of the town. As an undead gangster, he was committed to the spreading of death across the world - and working with TheDinoKing, oil tycoon from the future, was his latest venture. With the deaths of their close allies Supershroom and Waddle Derp, the two criminals realized they were doomed - and they walked into the town square, dejected, to meet the townspeople. Zeldamaster12, the old country doctor, was packing a pistol and he shot Sanct, shattering his bones.
Zeldamaster issued an autopsy right there, identifying him as undead gangster Mr. Skull
TheDinoKing was next. He demanded that the town listen to him, and let him defend himself, but they were having none of it. Finally, he shouted out in a rage that even though he hadn't succeeded, it wasn't over, and he would do anything to survive. He activated a portable time machine and created a gateway back to the future, intending to complete his plans in another time, another place. Before that could happen, though, Megar and thehelmetguy, the local general store owner and bartender, both shot at the gateway as TheDinoKing stepped through, closing it and slicing him in half.
Zeldamaster issued another autopsy, identifying him as Big Doyle
, oil tycoon from the year 2180!
Zeldamaster12, thehelmetguy1, and Megar went on to win a Nobel Peace Prize as well as a Daytime Emmy for their work in the sitcom "Megar in the Middle".
Sanct went on to reform over 100 years later, changing his name to Bloodedge and joining a band of ghost pirates.
THE TOWN WINS!
Thanks for playing, everyone. Postgame will be up in a couple of hours!
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