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My friend named ShadowPikachu's fanfics

Postby Vinyl Scratch » Thu Dec 18, 2014 4:34 am

This is too precious not to want to share

Why drugs are bad:
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ONE DAY
I WALKED AROUND
AND SAW
SOMEONE FUCKING FUCKING HITLERS DECAYED CORPSE
I ASKED HIM
"WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT ARE YOU DOING"
HE REPLIED
"I LOVE COCAIN"
THEN I WOKE UP
Sauce: https://m.fanfiction.net/s/9610572/1/Why-drugs-are-bad

FNaF Parody
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Yes, hello?
Ah good it's on.

See i got bored at my job here in this weird pizza place called, err "franky fuzzboar" was it? (not that i care mind you...)

Anyway, this is a log recording what went down on the past 2-3 nights...i think i got drunk and passed out on night 3, but i should recall by the end of this log.

So, day 1, i accept a job, some asshole on the phone is talking to me, i instantly shut him off because he was annoying me.

I looked around my office as i was seemingly teleported into here upon getting close to this building and i instantly recognised the magnet based doors on either side paired with a window each and thought "Damn the raiders, hobos andor scrubs that come in here must be packin" sadly as exiting as that was, i had no guns nor did any type of faggot enter the building.

That must be because it needs fabreeze.

Then i found a laptop under the desk that had every camera in the pretty small building.

I just thought "Cool, do i get to sit back here doing nothing as i watch any type of low-life raid the place?"

What a bummer the job was until about 34 minutes later when i saw the chicken(duck?) move.

Awww sheeeeet, someones in here.

I try to get up to see whats going on with my handy crowbar i carry around as a weapon, but FUCK my fatrolls got stuck in the chair and i can't be assed to roll around the place in it.

I check the laptop again...

Chickenduck moved to the bathroom, "Maybe whoever here had to take a shit" i once thought and chuckled.

While staring at the bathrooms the laptop died for a few moments and Chickenduck was gone, FUCK they are probaby fucking it in the bathroom as i speak and someone is in the kitchen.

Anyway i put down my laptop as i see the rabbit thing in the window of the left door.

It stared.

I stared.

I had an evil idea, i closed the door infront of him and flipped him off through the window while giggling.

The rabbits eyelids seem to have given out as his eyes were half closed now, looking like he was already tired of my shit, i only giggled more at this.

Eventually i turned to the right door and someone was still in the kitchen so i closed the right door and banged on it with my crowbar to get their attention "HEY ASSHOLE, IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE HERE ATLEAST BE QUIET, FOR FUCKS SAKE"

As i readjusted my great suit and tie that matched my fedora i looked back to the left, "Well the rabbits gone" I thought as i grabbed the laptop oncemore.

The bear was still sitting there, now staring at the camera, i stuck my tongue out at him.

*DINGDONGDINGDONG* suddenly i almost shit myself as a loud ringing was heard and kids cheering, in heinsight the kids were probably the ones in the damned kitchen.

And then i wake up outside the place at around 8AM (big thanks to my elitest watch from a tumblr raffle) and headed home not even feeling tired.

Then before i knew it, it was time to work again, i put on my suit and fedora and headed into work, again i passed out, this time remembering where i passed out last time and jumping at it, feeling my face hit the dirt as i woke up in the security guard room again.

Wiping dirt from my face i checked the cameras, not bothering to check on the bear as he diddn't do shit anyway.

I looked around wondering what kind of pizza they sold here.

But in my night-dreaming the Chickenduck was at my window, but this time it was...breathing?

I closed the door in its (her?) face, watching it as its mouth slowly moved as if breathing or ready to bite something.

I flick the light outside the door on and off to make sure it went the fuck away, sure enough when i did a countdown and closed my eyes it did before i even opened them again.

Reopening the right door i checked the cameras again.

"Oh hello" i remember saying outloud as i saw something that looked like a wolf behind the curtain of a stage.

I stared at it before once again the fucking laptop died.

I just grunted as i closed it.

Then *PATPATPAT* someone is running down the hallway, i was ready for action as i grabbed my previously mentioned crowbar, ready to fight.

It was that faggot wolf that was behind the curtain, looking at it gave me a weird boner. (probably just lack of porn on my part)

But it just stood there outside the door as we both stood motionless for a moment, probably trying to register why i had a raging hardon.

Then it made this earpeircing screech, i closed the door relatively fast on him, instantly shutting him up.

I flicked on the light to get a better look at him, he was poorly painted considering what i saw of the others, mostly broken too.

I flicked the light off and returned started searching the desk for food.

*BANG* the fuck? *BANG* ohok *BA-* i opened the left door to see the fucking wolf there again, he was like that one girlscout that kept ringing i doorbell before i "took care of her"

But anyways as the wolf tried to screach again i yelled into his face "STOP" and then i broke it to him "YOU ARE SHIT M8, YOU ARE POORLY PAINTED, BADLY PROGRAMED, SHITTY RUNDOWN ASS JUICE THATS FROM SOME ASSFACES BACKLOG, I MEAN THE HOLE IN YOUR CHEST, IS THERE METAL THERE OR JUST METERIAL, I MEAN-"

I ripped into him for atleast 10 good minutes.

"-AND THATS WHY YOU AND YOUR AUTISTIC CREATOR DESERVE TO BE IN THE TRASHBIN, NOT ON STAGE"

The wolf closes his mouth and drips his head down, i could clearly see him walking down the hall back onto his stage.

Serves the loud bastard.

As i return to my quest for snacks i found a old snickers in the drawer and played with the radio things knobs until the dingdong shit happened again and i was home.

Day 3, i go to work, this time just passing out into the back room again.

I go attempt find a way to watch porn on the laptop as my Iphone has no internet connection.

About 2 hours and 46 minutes pass as Chickenduck was at the door without me noticing,

Chickenduck stepped into the room as i looked up from the laptop, unable to get any kind of internet connection at all...it was probably running linux.

But the Chickenduck lurched tward me and tried to bite me, but thanks to my big fedora taking atleast 1/3 of my head made the shape of my head unbitable by the weird beak mouth Chickenduck had to attempt to get around my head.

Chickenduck gave a not-as-loud screach and tried to grab me, unable to get me out of my chair, but as it got a hold under me, it turns out i had did some "tactical" pissing erlier and its hand slipped, unable to get a grip it tried to bite my chin.

Upon touching my neckbeard it stopped and i just heard coughing and hacking from the robot.

Seeing my opponents weakness i beat its head in with the crowbar, beating it out of the room as it runs down the hall.

That will teach you to try and eat me, ya dumb bitch.

To celebrate i took a can of MTNDew i brung with me today to enter my MLG high, needless to say i passed out.

And thats it for the past 3 days, i am currently sitting here on day 4 making this voicelog by overtaping the other phonefaggots tape.

As it stands there is the Bear and Rabbit to my right and Chickenwhatever to my left, doors wide open.

Looks like i have company.

*Bear and the Rabbit come in*
*Multiple new voices could be heard farther away from the taping*

Gruff voice: How did you survive an attack, are you truely this powerful, you even made foxy turn to tears.

Neckbeard: Just simply being MLG, i have not even been trying

Reverbic light voice: "MLG"? Does this make you super powerful?

Neckbeard: Yes, but i wont show you.

Gruff voice: Nomatter, we will all take you to the "changing room"

*Grunting and heaving could be heard, like they were trying to pick up a 1000LB weight*

Gruff voice: What are you

Neckbeard: M-L-G

*Chickenduck runs down the hall after seeing all this*

*Bear and Rabbit back away slowly through the door and run*

Neckbeard: What faggots

(AND SO, THE ANIMATRONICS LEFT THE 4CHAN BROWSER ALONE FOR THE REST OF HIS SHIFTS)

The End
Sauce: https://m.fanfiction.net/s/10800177/1/FNAF-parody

The Pikachu named Bob:
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Paladin Oculus: Ok
Paladin Oculus: Choose
Paladin Oculus: your
Paladin Oculus: race
Paladin Oculus: Any race
Paladin Oculus: you want
Loogie: pikachu mother fucker :3
Paladin Oculus: no
Paladin Oculus: something
Paladin Oculus: with a name
Paladin Oculus: thats a job
Paladin Oculus: lol
Loogie: lel
Paladin Oculus: fine
Paladin Oculus: let me
Paladin Oculus: roll
Paladin Oculus: for ypur race
Paladin Oculus: Ok
Paladin Oculus: you are Pikachu Mother Fucker
Paladin Oculus: choose your class
Loogie: assasin
Loogie: or rogue
Loogie: or whatever
Loogie: its caleled
Paladin Oculus: doesnt matter
Paladin Oculus: you can pick whatever you want
Loogie: istabyou
Paladin Oculus: ok
Loogie: is the class name
Paladin Oculus: rolling for assassin
Paladin Oculus: or something
Paladin Oculus: rolling itsbyou
Paladin Oculus: ok
Paladin Oculus: youre itsbyou
Paladin Oculus: name
Paladin Oculus: ?
Loogie: bob
Paladin Oculus: ok
Paladin Oculus: Where would you like to start
Paladin Oculus: ?
Loogie: dont care or do i know where i can start
Loogie: lel
Loogie: just random
Paladin Oculus: you start in a alley
Paladin Oculus: where
Paladin Oculus: there
Paladin Oculus: is
Paladin Oculus: crack houses
Paladin Oculus: do you get out of the alley
Paladin Oculus: ?
Loogie: yes
Paladin Oculus: you found a large Porn Magazine
Paladin Oculus: do you read for +1 horny level?
Loogie: can i use it to smoke crack
Paladin Oculus: yes
Paladin Oculus: do you want to smoke crack
Loogie: i smoke crack with it
Paladin Oculus: ?
Paladin Oculus: ok
Paladin Oculus: Ill roll
Loogie: because fuck reading
Paladin Oculus: ok a 10
Paladin Oculus: you smoke crack
Paladin Oculus: and
Paladin Oculus: it gets you a good high
Paladin Oculus: -1 large prno magazine
Loogie: like im ever going to read
Loogie: :3
Paladin Oculus: you walk into a Tavern
Paladin Oculus: and recognize your cousin
Paladin Oculus: that was in Steath college
Paladin Oculus: with you
Paladin Oculus: what do you do?
Loogie: considering i live in a crack house i pass it as an illusion and drink
Paladin Oculus: rolling for it
Paladin Oculus: ok you ignore
Paladin Oculus: your cousin
Paladin Oculus: and drink 3 heavy liquor brands
Paladin Oculus: you dont know which one
Paladin Oculus: is which
Paladin Oculus: because
Paladin Oculus: youre still stoned
Paladin Oculus: what do you do
Paladin Oculus: ?
Loogie: pass out
Paladin Oculus: you have a dream
Paladin Oculus: a image
Paladin Oculus: in your mind tells you to travel through the portal
Paladin Oculus: you wake up in the world of fagot
Paladin Oculus: you meat a strange figure
Paladin Oculus: will you talk to him
Loogie: my mind just said travel through the portal
Loogie: so
Loogie: it must mean sex
Loogie: right
Paladin Oculus: idk
Loogie: so talk to him
Paladin Oculus: ok
Paladin Oculus: when you go over to him
Paladin Oculus: he ignores you
Paladin Oculus: what do?
Loogie: scan area
Paladin Oculus: rolling
Paladin Oculus: Scan unsuccessful
Paladin Oculus: But
Paladin Oculus: you can give him soemthing
Paladin Oculus: to
Paladin Oculus: make
Paladin Oculus: him talk to you
Loogie: i ask him for a round of crack i keep around for emergencies
Paladin Oculus: So as
Paladin Oculus: he
Paladin Oculus: smokes the crack
Paladin Oculus: he
Paladin Oculus: reveals his name
Paladin Oculus: he appears to be named
Paladin Oculus: HEXAGONE
Paladin Oculus: and
Loogie: (fucking wumbo)
Loogie: (shoulda saw that one coming)
Paladin Oculus: he askes you to complete the 7 trials of wumbo
Loogie: ill do it
Paladin Oculus: what do you say
Paladin Oculus: ?
Paladin Oculus: ok
Paladin Oculus: (HEXAGONE TELEPORTS YOU TO A HALLWAY
Paladin Oculus: you walk down the hallway
Paladin Oculus: you see
Paladin Oculus: a
Paladin Oculus: skeleton
Paladin Oculus: what do you do
Loogie: search skeleton for anything
Loogie: if cant find take a bone for a club
Paladin Oculus: Rolling
Paladin Oculus: ok
Paladin Oculus: you found 1 peice of gold
Paladin Oculus: and
Paladin Oculus: you use
Paladin Oculus: a
Paladin Oculus: hardened turd for a wepon
Paladin Oculus: you keep moving
Loogie: man how stoned am i? XD
Paladin Oculus: you come to a door
Paladin Oculus: there is of course an adventurer
Paladin Oculus: at the dorr
Paladin Oculus: what do you do
Loogie: take the turd and stab his knee
Loogie: of course
Loogie: shouting
Loogie: "TURD TO THE KNEE"
Loogie: "YER ADVENTURING DAYS ARE OVER"
Paladin Oculus: rolling the dices...
Loogie: what else is there to do
Paladin Oculus: Unsuccesful stab
Paladin Oculus: you fall down
Paladin Oculus: on your dick
Paladin Oculus: 'the adventure notices you
Paladin Oculus: and picks you up from the ground
Paladin Oculus: " Hello Ther!" would you like some
Paladin Oculus: RARE CANDY!"
Paladin Oculus: WHAT DO YOU DO
Loogie: considering in pokemon world thats perminate steriods
Loogie: i say yes
Loogie: and give him weed for troubles
Loogie: atleast i think its weed
Paladin Oculus: rolling...
Paladin Oculus: ok
Paladin Oculus: you give him weed
Paladin Oculus: and
Paladin Oculus: he give you 20 peices of rare candy
Paladin Oculus: for it is poison to humans
Paladin Oculus: what do you do
Paladin Oculus: the door is still locked though
Loogie: eat all rare candies and try to break door
Loogie: because perma steriods
Paladin Oculus: Would you like to spend 1 point for hint you could do?
Paladin Oculus: Would you like to spend 1 point for hint you could do?
Paladin Oculus: or
Paladin Oculus: no
Paladin Oculus: ok]
Paladin Oculus: rolling...
Paladin Oculus: so you eat all the candy
Paladin Oculus: and you punch the dorr
Paladin Oculus: *FALCON PAUNCHH*
Paladin Oculus: the door knocks you back and say "GET OUT"
Paladin Oculus: and plays
Paladin Oculus: Babra Straisand
Paladin Oculus: lol.
Paladin Oculus: what do you do
Loogie: remove all clothing
Loogie: maybe that will let me through
Paladin Oculus: ok
Paladin Oculus: rolling
Loogie: because he wants me gone
Loogie: :3
Paladin Oculus: you remove all clothing
Paladin Oculus: and the door
Paladin Oculus: does not open
Paladin Oculus: some bad roll
Paladin Oculus: lol
Loogie: idea
Paladin Oculus: would you like to spend a point
Paladin Oculus: /?
Loogie: put on underwere and save clothes then just ask it to go through because going back i s not an option
Paladin Oculus: uhh
Paladin Oculus: ok
Paladin Oculus: rolling
Paladin Oculus: ok
Paladin Oculus: unsuccesfull
Paladin Oculus: :L
Loogie: fine
Paladin Oculus: serious
Paladin Oculus: Im not doing this
Paladin Oculus: its
Paladin Oculus: the
Paladin Oculus: dice
Paladin Oculus: lol
Loogie: i knew it
Loogie: my luck is ass
Loogie: wait
Loogie: ass
Loogie: thats it
Paladin Oculus: ?
Loogie: do i have a taco or a burrito?
Paladin Oculus: yOU'
Paladin Oculus: HAVE
Paladin Oculus: A
Paladin Oculus: Taco
Loogie: eat taco then eventually fart in the room with that one magical door
Loogie: maybe gross out and make me gtfo
Paladin Oculus: Your farts do not gross the door out
Paladin Oculus: due to bullshit
Paladin Oculus: dice
Paladin Oculus: ok
Paladin Oculus: you only have 3 options left
Paladin Oculus: Spend a skillpoint
Paladin Oculus: or
Paladin Oculus: use
Paladin Oculus: the
Paladin Oculus: turd
Paladin Oculus: or
Paladin Oculus: quit
Paladin Oculus: the
Loogie: o yea
Paladin Oculus: game
Paladin Oculus: lol
Loogie: i forgorgot my paunus
Loogie: is still bleeding
Paladin Oculus: ok
Paladin Oculus: no
Paladin Oculus: it
Paladin Oculus: healed
Paladin Oculus: 20 turns ago
Paladin Oculus: lol
Loogie: k
Loogie: whats my skill trees
Paladin Oculus: rape
Loogie: theres assasin whoiam and rape
Paladin Oculus: crack
Loogie: apperently
Paladin Oculus: and
Paladin Oculus: assain
Loogie: idk thats my guess
Loogie: i dont seem to rape much
Paladin Oculus: RAP CRACK AND ASSASSIN
Paladin Oculus: ok
Loogie: so
Loogie: letssee
Loogie: crack
Paladin Oculus: ok
Loogie: longtivity on crack 5%
Paladin Oculus: spend one
Loogie: :#
Loogie: :3
Paladin Oculus: no
Paladin Oculus: its random
Loogie: ok
Paladin Oculus: by dice rolls
Paladin Oculus: lol
Paladin Oculus: Ok
Paladin Oculus: spending one ?
Loogie: yush
Paladin Oculus: ok
Paladin Oculus: ok
Paladin Oculus: when you smoke crack
Paladin Oculus: it makes you throw up
Paladin Oculus: because dice rolls suck dick
Paladin Oculus: lol
Loogie: great
Paladin Oculus: but
Paladin Oculus: spending another
Paladin Oculus: or
Paladin Oculus: doing something
Paladin Oculus: ?
Paladin Oculus: fine
Paladin Oculus: WOuld you like to buuy somecrack
Loogie: yes
Loogie: s\
Paladin Oculus: from
Paladin Oculus: the
Paladin Oculus: mobile
Paladin Oculus: dealers?
Paladin Oculus: ok
Paladin Oculus: how much
Loogie: 5 grams?
Paladin Oculus: ok
Paladin Oculus: rolling
Paladin Oculus: 10 weed leaves
Paladin Oculus: for
Paladin Oculus: 5 crack rocks
Paladin Oculus: you buy?
Loogie: yes
Loogie: sense 1 crack rock is like 100 dollars irl
Paladin Oculus: btw raw weed leaves is currency
Paladin Oculus: ok;
Loogie: and weed is leggal in some states
Paladin Oculus: like
Paladin Oculus: 2
Paladin Oculus: lol
Paladin Oculus: ok
Paladin Oculus: what do you do now?
Paladin Oculus: 'HINT: theres a twenty five percent chance that smoking crack can turn you into a ghost for 10secs
Loogie: well all i have is a asshole door and HEXAGONE in a room that i cant get out of so just smoke alotta crack
Loogie: till ghost
Loogie: and we can gtfo
Loogie: or
Loogie: ded
Loogie: ?"
Paladin Oculus: ok
Paladin Oculus: 'roling
Paladin Oculus: you luckly
Paladin Oculus: smoke enough crack
Paladin Oculus: that you can get through the door
Paladin Oculus: with 8 secs
Paladin Oculus: insteaed of ten
Paladin Oculus: so
Paladin Oculus: you go throught the door?
Loogie: yse
Paladin Oculus: you go through the door
Paladin Oculus: into a room
Loogie: HEXAGONE is stuck in there untill he reaches crack levels?
Paladin Oculus: that is completely white
Paladin Oculus: there
Paladin Oculus: is Hexagone
Loogie: great
Loogie: yey
Paladin Oculus: in the white room
Paladin Oculus: there is a drawing god
Paladin Oculus: what do you do
Loogie: ask for a pencil because this world apperently is a drawing world
Paladin Oculus: you ask for a pencil
Paladin Oculus: he givs you a pen
Loogie: good enough
Paladin Oculus: and offers you to draw
Paladin Oculus: with hm
Paladin Oculus: what do you do?
Loogie: draw with him
Loogie: and remember
Loogie: i just smoked crack
Loogie: this is gonna go great
Paladin Oculus: What would you like to drae
Loogie: i can tell
Paladin Oculus: Crack increases
Loogie: a village
Paladin Oculus: drawing level
Loogie: then godzilla
Loogie: then watch
Paladin Oculus: you draw village
Paladin Oculus: and
Paladin Oculus: godzilla
Paladin Oculus: attacking a village
Paladin Oculus: you stand back
Paladin Oculus: and
Paladin Oculus: see
Paladin Oculus: the picture is alive
Paladin Oculus: the draw god
Paladin Oculus: laughs
Paladin Oculus: and
Paladin Oculus: admires your painting
Paladin Oculus: would you like to ask for his name?
Loogie: yes
Paladin Oculus: rolling
Paladin Oculus: He give you his name
Paladin Oculus: his name is
Paladin Oculus: Leon
Paladin Oculus: *IN TEN IRL MINUTES BOBS CRACK WILL WHERE OFF*
Paladin Oculus: WHAT DO YOU DO
Loogie: draw and draw and draw hoping a terrible accedent
Loogie: doesnt try to kill me
Paladin Oculus: rolling
Paladin Oculus: you draw until your arm is tired
Paladin Oculus: but nothing happens
Loogie: draw a bed then take break
Loogie: sleep
Paladin Oculus: rolling...
Paladin Oculus: Before you goto bed
Paladin Oculus: you smoke 3 of the 5 grams of crack
Paladin Oculus: and drift to sleep
Paladin Oculus: *200 hours later*
Paladin Oculus: bob wakes up in a darkened lighting building
Paladin Oculus: tied to a dead hooker
Paladin Oculus: what do yoiu do
Loogie: is it possible to rape it
Loogie: form current angle
Paladin Oculus: yes
Loogie: do so
Loogie: because outside the alley not much rape goes on
Paladin Oculus: want to rape it?
Paladin Oculus: ok
Paladin Oculus: rolling
Paladin Oculus: you unsuccesfully raped it
Loogie: o yea
Loogie: i still have broken painus
Loogie: shazbot
Loogie: can i move
Paladin Oculus: your dick is too small
Paladin Oculus: :L
Paladin Oculus: what do?
Paladin Oculus: yes
Paladin Oculus: slightly
Loogie: try to wiggle free
Loogie: maybe those perma steroids
Paladin Oculus: rolling
Loogie: wernt a good idea
Paladin Oculus: you wiggled free
Paladin Oculus: you see a gun next to the dead hooker
Paladin Oculus: what do
Loogie: grab gun for later
Paladin Oculus: you grab the gun
Loogie: and check clip for ammo
Paladin Oculus: would you like to Identify it?
Loogie: yes
Paladin Oculus: rolling
Paladin Oculus: the gun turns out to be
Paladin Oculus: a
Paladin Oculus: plasma cannon
Paladin Oculus: with 20 shells
Loogie: what game
Paladin Oculus: in it
Loogie: kind
Loogie: or just
Loogie: general
Paladin Oculus: general
Paladin Oculus: technically
Paladin Oculus: it
Loogie: k
Paladin Oculus: is
Paladin Oculus: a
Paladin Oculus: plasma rifle
Paladin Oculus: but
Paladin Oculus: what do
Paladin Oculus: ?
Loogie: scan area
Loogie: for a exiit
Paladin Oculus: the room is boarded up
Paladin Oculus: and
Paladin Oculus: enclosed
Paladin Oculus: ok
Paladin Oculus: rolling
Paladin Oculus: scan unsuccesful
Paladin Oculus: what do?
Loogie: can i shoot and disinigrate the bords
Paladin Oculus: there is a boarded up window
Loogie: board
Paladin Oculus: yes
Loogie: s
Paladin Oculus: of course
Loogie: pew
Paladin Oculus: rolling
Paladin Oculus: boards are made of titanium alloy
Paladin Oculus: and the lazer bounce back and
Paladin Oculus: disintigrates
Paladin Oculus: a
Paladin Oculus: trap door
Paladin Oculus: by the dead hooker
Loogie: throws dead hooker into trap door
Loogie: and waits
Loogie: to see if safe
Paladin Oculus: rolling
Paladin Oculus: the dead hooker
Paladin Oculus: is still there
Paladin Oculus: is safe
Paladin Oculus: going?
Paladin Oculus: down
Paladin Oculus: ?
Loogie: yes
Paladin Oculus: rolling
Paladin Oculus: you foot slips
Paladin Oculus: and
Paladin Oculus: you fall down
Paladin Oculus: you slipped in jizz btw
Paladin Oculus: anyway
Paladin Oculus: you get up
Paladin Oculus: there is a narrow
Paladin Oculus: what do you do
Paladin Oculus: ?
Loogie: i go down the narrow
Paladin Oculus: what do
Paladin Oculus: he sees you
Paladin Oculus: but
Paladin Oculus: stares
Loogie: "Hi there"
Paladin Oculus: rolling
Paladin Oculus: he slashes you nipple with his prismatic katana
Loogie: i diddnt need that anyway
Paladin Oculus: what do
Loogie: i promptly try to rape him
Loogie: because logic
Paladin Oculus: Rolling
Paladin Oculus: you unsuccesfully rape
Paladin Oculus: him
Paladin Oculus: and
Paladin Oculus: he runs away
Paladin Oculus: but
Paladin Oculus: he drops his plutonium boots and his prismatic katana
Paladin Oculus: what do
Loogie: keep boots in pocket because would be poisoned
Loogie: equip katana
Paladin Oculus: ok
Paladin Oculus: you look at the katana
Paladin Oculus: and
Paladin Oculus: think
Paladin Oculus: then
Paladin Oculus: you start slashing
Paladin Oculus: the shit
Paladin Oculus: of the passage
Paladin Oculus: with your sword
Paladin Oculus: what do
Loogie: sword is probably gonna break
Loogie: keep going down passage
Paladin Oculus: *Prismatic shit doesnt brake
Loogie: k
Paladin Oculus: *it just dulls
Paladin Oculus: ok
Paladin Oculus: you walk down to the passage
Paladin Oculus: there is a puddle of water
Paladin Oculus: you see the half zombie ratman
Paladin Oculus: hes dead
Paladin Oculus: then you see
Paladin Oculus: a
Paladin Oculus: magickal rapist shark
Paladin Oculus: in the water
Paladin Oculus: that do
Paladin Oculus: ?
Paladin Oculus: What do?
Paladin Oculus: brb for 10 minutes
Loogie: take the rotten teeth from ratman corpse and go talk to the shark
Loogie: k
Sauce: https://m.fanfiction.net/s/9832865/1/Th ... -named-bob
Rest In Peace Privana.
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Mivixion wrote:We don't cater to the minority.
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RegisteredUsername wrote:Well with that shitty attitude of yours, I don't know how you are still on this Forums.

And with that long paragraph of shit, why aren't you classed as the "SMBX Community's bullshiter"?
Snowburger wrote:Also,yeah Vinyl,I must have serious brain damage for not liking something you like XD
DarkMatt wrote:You were off being a shitposter so I didn't bother.
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AeroMatter wrote:4/17/2015 - The day an /a/ meme caused conflict in SMBX.
Joey wrote:In the future there will be an official version of SMBX that contains LunaLua, but it's not going to come right now. I promise that it'll happen, though.
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<AeroMatter> vinyl tbch cause we need more people like you
<Vinyl> NEET Shitposters?
<AeroMatter> yes

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Re: My friend named ShadowPikachu's fanfics

Postby glitch4 » Fri Dec 19, 2014 3:10 pm

After reading I feel so good because they are fantastic and awesome as well


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