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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby cina1 » Sun Oct 28, 2018 6:38 pm

Why were all numbers scared?
Because 7 8 9

Which country is the most ahead of its time?
Kiribati - Look the image if you didn't understand

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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby zioy » Sun Oct 28, 2018 7:19 pm

cina1 wrote:
Sun Oct 28, 2018 6:38 pm
Why were all numbers scared?
Because 7 8 9
Why did 7 eat 9?

Because you're supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day!

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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby ThePieSkyHigh » Sun Oct 28, 2018 8:17 pm

STOP IT XDD

I can't think of anything else...

Hmm..
Idk if I told you guys this one before but...

A man was told to fix a porch, but he never got payed for his work.

Because it was "On the house"
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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby Scroll » Mon Oct 29, 2018 6:32 pm

cina1 wrote:
Sun Oct 28, 2018 6:38 pm
Why were all numbers scared?
Because 7 8 9

Which country is the most ahead of its time?
Kiribati - Look the image if you didn't understand
The two ones are very funny XD

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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby smbx GaMERDoG » Wed Oct 31, 2018 1:51 am

cina1 wrote:
Sun Oct 28, 2018 6:38 pm
Why were all numbers scared?
Because 7 8 9
...but 6 eats 2 and numbers are now scared of SCPs.

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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby ThePieSkyHigh » Wed Oct 31, 2018 3:18 pm

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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby Scroll » Wed Oct 31, 2018 6:40 pm

smbx GaMERDoG wrote:
Wed Oct 31, 2018 1:51 am
cina1 wrote:
Sun Oct 28, 2018 6:38 pm
Why were all numbers scared?
Because 7 8 9
...but 6 eats 2 and numbers are now scared of SCPs.
I did not understand :V

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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby FireyPaperMario » Wed Oct 31, 2018 7:37 pm

Here's a joke my friend Ben told me and my friends during science class back in 8th grade:

Ben: Hey Ryan!

Ryan: Yes Ben

Ben: Say Black in Spanish

Ryan: Negro

Ben: *Gasp* RACIST!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby ThePieSkyHigh » Wed Oct 31, 2018 7:45 pm

I'm not sure that's a funny thing. Not that your insulting me, but that's pushing that type of people for no reason. Joke or not.
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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby Scroll » Wed Oct 31, 2018 7:48 pm

ThePieSkyHigh wrote:
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I'm not sure that's a funny thing. Not that your insulting me, but that's pushing that type of people for no reason. Joke or not.
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I agree. Let's be careful what we do.

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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby PopYoshi » Wed Oct 31, 2018 8:29 pm

What if we stop making jokes about chemistry and concentrate in what's going on?

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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby ThePieSkyHigh » Wed Oct 31, 2018 9:10 pm

Why did the chicken cross the road

Because he was pathetic just like the joke :(


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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby FireyPaperMario » Thu Nov 01, 2018 6:13 am

Surtur wrote:
Wed Oct 31, 2018 7:48 pm
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Wed Oct 31, 2018 7:45 pm
I'm not sure that's a funny thing. Not that your insulting me, but that's pushing that type of people for no reason. Joke or not.
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I agree. Let's be careful what we do.

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Sorry if i was using a offensive joke, again, I didn't tell that joke, my friend Ben did
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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby ThePieSkyHigh » Thu Nov 01, 2018 4:08 pm

I know, just don't take those jokes funny from other people. Or else you'd be "supporting" them, am I right?
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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby Scroll » Thu Nov 01, 2018 4:30 pm

ThePieSkyHigh wrote:
Thu Nov 01, 2018 4:08 pm
am I right?
Yes (I think)

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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby ThePieSkyHigh » Wed Nov 28, 2018 4:35 pm

Long time no see, so here's a few jokes:

What's the saddest type of song you can actually see?
Blue

What happens when a seagull reaches the bay?
A bagel!

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I know, just don't take those jokes funny from other people. Or else you'd be "supporting" them, am I right?
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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby FireyPaperMario » Wed Nov 28, 2018 5:01 pm

Here's a personally funny joke I told my older sister on the first time she travels to Thailand:

I message her on Facebook Messenger when she's going to Thailand this inside joke:

"Hey Sis, while you're in Thailand, don't get killed by a man wearing a eye patch* or a dictator named 'Bison'!"

And yeah, she find this hilarious. ^_^"

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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

Postby ThePieSkyHigh » Thu Nov 29, 2018 5:57 pm

Well, since I don't play that game, I guess I wouldn't understand.

Joke:

What is a cats favorite color?

Purrple
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Re: Funny Jokes Topic

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