REAL LIVING FOOD SIMULATOR RP (THAT TAKES PLACE IN THE MARIO UNIVERSE THIS TIME DOES THAT COUNT?)

[hyper]

Howdy im bob!
bob the tomato!
and today we have
a special treat!
JUST FOR YOU!
(ok someone be a cucumber)

[hyper]

OH CRAP ITS NOT A MARIO CHARACTER, BUT IT TAKES PLACE IN MARIOS KITCHEN DOES THAT COUNT?

[hyper]

I know, lets just say bob is the narrator, and it looks like its time for mario to eat. What does mario want to eat today?
A) Overused Spaghetti meme
B) Spicy Cury or some food i cant name
C) CHicken Wings
D) Mushrooms because hes a casual
E) Snails
F) Food from the sewer because i looked at my avatar and i got an image in my head

[hyper]

(lock this already i screwed up)

[Shadow Yoshi]

Please stop making threads like this.

[underFlo]

man joey is locking all the fun rps!!!!1

[Shadow Yoshi]

My methods...are a little unorthodox, Spinda.

House.

Roadhouse.

[Zeldamaster12]

i'll be a stalk of celery