Stealing the TP From Public Washrooms

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Stealing the TP From Public Washrooms

Postby KittyCat » Fri Aug 25, 2017 12:42 pm

Stealing toilet paper from public washrooms:

Baggage If you are going to be stealing a lot of toilet paper, I suggest that you bring a backpack, bringing some type of bag will hide the fact that you are even stealing toilet paper in the first place.

Location Depending on where you go, the toilet paper may range in quality. I would say that higher-end places, such as high-end shopping centers, or hotels/government building will have better toilet paper.

Customers If someone is in the wash rooms, you must act with caution. Act normally, and stay calm. You do not want to look like you are going to do something suspicious. When you are in the stall and you sense that someone else is waiting to use the stall that you are in, remember to leave some toilet paper for them to use. Just place a folded pile on top of the dispenser for them to use. You do not want to let them have to use their socks.

Stealing the TP There are some types of dispensers which cannot be fully opened. It is best to be prepared for this. Bring empty toilet paper rolls and just roll all the toilet paper to your empty roll in a spindle motion. That will collect all the toilet paper if you cannot actually open the dispenser.

Sounds If you aren't really doing #2 in the stall, it is best to make it look like you are. Rolling the toilet paper into your empty roll takes some time, and it may create sounds. It is best to disguise this cover the sound by making squeals, and excretion noises while breathing rapidly and signing so it actually makes it look like you are using the stall. Don't forget to flush before you leave, as that will make it more realistic.

Congratulations! You have successfully stolen toilet paper from a public wash room.

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Re: Stealing the TP From Public Washrooms

Postby HenryRichard » Fri Aug 25, 2017 5:12 pm

Yes! I never have to buy toilet paper ever again! Thanks KittyCat for the life hack!

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Re: Stealing the TP From Public Washrooms

Postby FireyPaperMario » Fri Aug 25, 2017 5:54 pm

WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST READ?!? I don't want life hacks

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Re: Stealing the TP From Public Washrooms

Postby Artemis008 » Fri Aug 25, 2017 5:59 pm

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Re: Stealing the TP From Public Washrooms

Postby Zeldamaster12 » Fri Aug 25, 2017 6:04 pm

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