Please read this, MarioMario369.

[Noodle]

WARNING: THIS IS A PEAR FREE ZONE. ANY PEARS IN SIGHT WILL BE INCINERATED. ALSO, PLEASE NOTE THAT NONE OF THESE PRESENTS ARE REAL. SORRY TO BREAK YOUR HEART.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MM369!

We the People® would like to bring you this special present.



It's from the Domino guy!

unwrap: show

It's a giant pizza box, as you would have guessed.

Ooh, another one! It's from the Powerpuff Girls!

unwrap: show

It's the Powerpuff Girls Disk Set! They accidentally brought you the reboot but that's OK.

Finally, a gift from me.



Now you can check out that book you wanted. Was it FNAF the Silver Eyes? The library dies not allow me to give away books, only library cards.

Anyway, I hope you have a great birthday.

Signed, NOODLE.

[FireyPaperMario]

Happy Birthday MarioMario369! ^^

[Thehelmetguy1]

Happy bday

[Quill]

An entire thread for this is unnecessary. Use the PM feature next time; it's there for a reason.