Do you have any straight friends?

Marina · Postby **Marina** » Fri Jan 19, 2018 5:00 pm

I was talking to a friend who is straight today and it kind of hit me that he is the only straight person I'm really friends with. Kind of crazy, right? I tried recalling all the friends I have and ever had. Even none of my exes are straight, isn't that sooo weird? So how about you guys? Do you have any straight friends? And if yes, how many?

Postby **aero** » Fri Jan 19, 2018 5:12 pm

Everyone around me is cis and it's terrible.

FireyPaperMario · Postby **FireyPaperMario** » Fri Jan 19, 2018 5:16 pm

I have a lot of friends in real life that are straight! ^^

PixelPest · Postby **PixelPest** » Fri Jan 19, 2018 5:17 pm

Sexual orientation isn't really discussed within my friend group and not very many date, but for the few that do they're all straight

PopYoshi · Postby **PopYoshi** » Fri Jan 19, 2018 6:02 pm

Everyone around me is straight, and that's a bit crappy because I like one of them

But there's a little exception: two friends of mine who once were a lesbian couple (but I don't like girls so...)

xDestroy · Postby **xDestroy** » Fri Jan 19, 2018 6:19 pm

Pop Yoshi Bros wrote: two friends of mine who once were a lesbian couple

Enjl · Postby **Enjl** » Fri Jan 19, 2018 6:23 pm

How hilarious, making fun of the fact that all of my friends are boomerangs.

Thehelmetguy1 · Postby **Thehelmetguy1** » Fri Jan 19, 2018 6:27 pm

quality joke thread
does it count as straight if your friends are gay for someone else but only for this someone else

Marina · Postby **Marina** » Fri Jan 19, 2018 6:32 pm

thehelmetguy1 wrote:does it count as straight if your friends are gay for someone else but only for this someone else

according to tvtropes, yes.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/M ... YouItsOkay

Postby **Witchking666** » Fri Jan 19, 2018 6:46 pm

I have lots of straight people in my friends group. A fuckload of bisexuals aswell. But for some reason none of my friends are gay.

PopYoshi · Postby **PopYoshi** » Fri Jan 19, 2018 9:35 pm

xDestroy wrote:
Pop Yoshi Bros wrote: two friends of mine who once were a lesbian couple

They WERE

sorry

Kley · Postby **Kley** » Fri Jan 19, 2018 9:38 pm

All of my friends are straight and I desperately need more gay friends to actually hang out with. Unless I go to the gay bar, which is populated by the same 10 people every night that are typically much older than me, I won’t meet anyone. Cant rely on using a gay dating app because no one on there is actually looking for friends

Straight friends it is.

PopYoshi · Postby **PopYoshi** » Fri Jan 19, 2018 9:45 pm

Kley wrote:All of my friends are straight and I desperately need more gay friends to actually hang out with. Unless I go to the gay bar, which is populated by the same 10 people every night and are typically much older than me, I won’t meet anyone.

Straight friends it is.

I was wondering if you were gay or bi, now I have it clear

using a gay dating app because no one on there is actually looking for friends on there.

And because is dangerous (and a bit shameful in my opinion, I never liked dating pages or apps, I find them shameful and sad)

Danny · Postby **Danny** » Sat Jan 20, 2018 1:49 am

I absolutely hate being straight, I was thinking about ending it all because I don't have any non-straight friends. I hate straight people so much...

chuckster · Postby **chuckster** » Sat Jan 20, 2018 4:46 am

Almost all of my friends are straight except one who is gay and struggles with his life. He only told me he was gay about 2 months ago and I've been best friends with him for 5 years now. I still will always like him no matter what, I'm straight myself and always will be however.

thunderlakitu · Postby **thunderlakitu** » Sat Jan 20, 2018 7:34 am

I don't know, I don't care about the sexuality of my friends, maybe they all are straight, maybe they are all gay, maybe they are all cows in disguise, as long as they are not bad people I don't care.

Panda · Postby **Panda** » Sat Jan 20, 2018 7:47 am

Aristo wrote:I was talking to a friend who is straight today

Aristo wrote: it kind of hit me that he

Aristo wrote:is the only straight person I'm really friends with

What the heck are you implyign ERIC!!!!

Aristo wrote:Do you have any straight friends? And if yes, how many?

I counted through my friends ont he Face Book and I have EXACTLYU 291 straight friends!!!! ^^

RudeGuy · Postby **RudeGuy** » Sat Jan 20, 2018 7:57 am

all my friends identify as trees

PopYoshi · Postby **PopYoshi** » Sat Jan 20, 2018 8:33 am

RudeGuy wrote:all my friends identify as trees

lol, you have very normal friends

The_Loaf_Lord wrote:Almost all of my friends are straight except one who is gay and struggles with his life. He only told me he was gay about 2 months ago and I've been best friends with him for 5 years now. I still will always like him no matter what, I'm straight myself and always will be however.

"However"? (also, it seems there's someone with a good heart here)

thunderlakitu wrote:I don't know, I don't care about the sexuality of my friends, maybe they all are straight, maybe they are all gay, maybe they are all cows in disguise, as long as they are not bad people I don't care.

Another one with good heart