Funny Jokes Topic

[TheNightingale]

haha funny

[ThePieSkyHigh]

I dunno...

I make bad puns. A lot.

I have around 20 of them.

Example:


What would happen if you'd stab fabric?

You'd KILT it.

see?

That's an old one.. Hehehe..

[smbx GaMERDoG]

Eggscellent. I wake more pubs than you. Now .dat Wii-both'r'pub-wakers, I guess we should pub rattle.

Sea? ICANN wake a garage of pubs. I goat a skele-tub* of pubs, you should bee jellyous.

*medal-pubs are pubs inside of a pub.

[TheNightingale]

Eggscellent. I wake more pubs than you. Now .dat Wii-both'r'pub-wakers, I guess we should pub rattle.

Sea? ICANN wake a garage of pubs. I goat a skele-tub* of pubs, you should bee jellyous.

*medal-pubs are pubs inside of a pub.

I don't understood nothing

[ThePieSkyHigh]

What happens when you hit a window

It cries in ---panes---

[smbx GaMERDoG]

Eggscellent. I wake more pubs than you. Now .dat Wii-both'r'pub-wakers, I guess we should pub rattle.

Sea? ICANN wake a garage of pubs. I goat a skele-tub* of pubs, you should bee jellyous.

*medal-pubs are pubs inside of a pub.

I don't understood nothing

Cumfused? You should bee, Papyrus.

[ThePieSkyHigh]

WHAT ON EARTH DOES PAPYRUS HAVE TO DO WITH THIS XD

Do you even know what a pun is, Gamer dog?

A pun isn't a joke, I mean, it is, but it's not supposed to be like that..

Say, this makes more sense:

What do you call an Alligator that sails the seas?

A navi-GATOR

That makes more sense than:

Sea? ICANN wake a garage of pubs. I goat a skele-tub* of pubs, you should bee jellyous.

Nobody understands that.

Added in 54 seconds:
UNLESS, you think a pun is supposed to be using words the wrong way, or something?

[smbx GaMERDoG]

>you felt your puns crawling in your bag
>thepieskyhigh is jellyous
>greenchext moar puns.jpg
>srsly go back on topic

[ThePieSkyHigh]

Look man, puns aren't for everyone.

And you like Undertale from the looks of it

*You felt your sins crawling on your back

oh dang

[Cedur]

Have a real joke for once.

After Trump winning the election: More and more congratulations arrive from the whole word. Finally Trumps asks his secretary: "did Moscow already reply?", and the secretary answers: "They already congratulated yesterday".

[ThePieSkyHigh]

.

Well, puns are flipped jokes.
They relate to a situation and that's what makes it funny
Say, here's a less funny one

At what time do you have to get to knife lessons?

10:00 SHARP

Well now that I think about it

Ok, for a normal joke, here's one:

A man was told to install a window.

He never got payed.

Why? Because it was ON THE HOUSE

[aero]

[Eri7]

Shouldn't the title of the topic be called "What is the funniest joke someone has ever made to you" instead?

[FireyPaperMario]

I would share some of the jokes my older sister told me growing up, but I'll only share one, because of a few reasons:

• Most of them are lengthily

• Some are very wrong, and I'll get in trouble for being cruel (Example: dead baby jokes )

• Some of them are gross....

One joke my sister told me in childhood: "It's a daddy goomba, and he's giving birth to babies!!!!!!!"*

*That was from the part of my childhood when me & my sister were playing "Super Mario Bros. 3" on our father's aunt's (Nintendo Entertainment System)

[TheNightingale]

Shouldn't the title of the topic be called "What is the funniest joke someone has ever made to you" instead?

Well you have the reason

[ThePieSkyHigh]

yea title should change

but how?

O.O NEW THEORY (why am i doing this at 10:58)

[TheNightingale]

yea title should change

but how?

O.O NEW THEORY (why am i doing this at 10:58)

Hey you are from Venezuela too? You say that you posted at 10:58 and in my timezone, says that you posted it at 11:00 (well only two minutes later)

[PixelPest]

yea title should change

but how?

O.O NEW THEORY (why am i doing this at 10:58)

Hey you are from Venezuela too? You say that you posted at 10:58 and in my timezone, says that you posted it at 11:00 (well only two minutes later)

Please try to stay on topic. This would be a great thing to PM someone about

[ThePieSkyHigh]

yea title should change

but how?

O.O NEW THEORY (why am i doing this at 10:58)

Hey you are from Venezuela too? You say that you posted at 10:58 and in my timezone, says that you posted it at 11:00 (well only two minutes later)

No, sadly.. I'm in the US and I have an eastern time zone, I set up my clock around 2 minutes early because I don't know how to sync time with my compute

Maybe eastern is your time zone too?

[TheNightingale]

yea title should change

but how?

O.O NEW THEORY (why am i doing this at 10:58)

Hey you are from Venezuela too? You say that you posted at 10:58 and in my timezone, says that you posted it at 11:00 (well only two minutes later)

No, sadly.. I'm in the US and I have an eastern time zone, I set up my clock around 2 minutes early because I don't know how to sync time with my compute

Maybe eastern is your time zone too?

Well I think yes because we have the same hour

Please try to stay on topic. This would be a great thing to PM someone about

Oh, sorry. I will notice that