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Postby Surtur » Thu Oct 11, 2018 9:42 am

Let's share here some of the funniest jokes we know!
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Re: What is the strongest joke someone has ever made to you?

Postby ThePieSkyHigh » Sat Oct 13, 2018 4:14 pm

I dunno...

I make bad puns. A lot.

I have around 20 of them.

Example:


What would happen if you'd stab fabric?

You'd KILT it.

see?

That's an old one.. Hehehe..
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Postby smbx GaMERDoG » Sun Oct 14, 2018 12:50 am

Eggscellent. I wake more pubs than you. Now .dat Wii-both'r'pub-wakers, I guess we should pub rattle.

Sea? ICANN wake a garage of pubs. I goat a skele-tub* of pubs, you should bee jellyous.

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Re: What is the strongest joke someone has ever made to you?

Postby Surtur » Sun Oct 14, 2018 7:54 am

smbx GaMERDoG wrote:
Sun Oct 14, 2018 12:50 am
Eggscellent. I wake more pubs than you. Now .dat Wii-both'r'pub-wakers, I guess we should pub rattle.

Sea? ICANN wake a garage of pubs. I goat a skele-tub* of pubs, you should bee jellyous.

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I don't understood nothing

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Postby ThePieSkyHigh » Sun Oct 14, 2018 12:13 pm

What happens when you hit a window

It cries in ---panes---
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Re: What is the strongest joke someone has ever made to you?

Postby smbx GaMERDoG » Sun Oct 14, 2018 11:42 pm

Surtur wrote:
Sun Oct 14, 2018 7:54 am
smbx GaMERDoG wrote:
Sun Oct 14, 2018 12:50 am
Eggscellent. I wake more pubs than you. Now .dat Wii-both'r'pub-wakers, I guess we should pub rattle.

Sea? ICANN wake a garage of pubs. I goat a skele-tub* of pubs, you should bee jellyous.

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I don't understood nothing
Cumfused? You should bee, Papyrus.

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Re: What is the strongest joke someone has ever made to you?

Postby ThePieSkyHigh » Mon Oct 15, 2018 4:09 pm

WHAT ON EARTH DOES PAPYRUS HAVE TO DO WITH THIS XD

Do you even know what a pun is, Gamer dog?

A pun isn't a joke, I mean, it is, but it's not supposed to be like that..

Say, this makes more sense:

What do you call an Alligator that sails the seas?

A navi-GATOR

That makes more sense than:

Sea? ICANN wake a garage of pubs. I goat a skele-tub* of pubs, you should bee jellyous.

Nobody understands that.

Added in 54 seconds:
UNLESS, you think a pun is supposed to be using words the wrong way, or something?
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Re: What is the strongest joke someone has ever made to you?

Postby smbx GaMERDoG » Wed Oct 17, 2018 2:19 am

>you felt your puns crawling in your bag
>thepieskyhigh is jellyous
>greenchext moar puns.jpg
>srsly go back on topic

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Re: What is the strongest joke someone has ever made to you?

Postby ThePieSkyHigh » Wed Oct 17, 2018 8:20 pm

Look man, puns aren't for everyone.

And you like Undertale from the looks of it

*You felt your sins crawling on your back

oh dang
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Re: What is the strongest joke someone has ever made to you?

Postby Cedur » Thu Oct 18, 2018 11:52 am

Have a real joke for once.

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Re: What is the strongest joke someone has ever made to you?

Postby ThePieSkyHigh » Thu Oct 18, 2018 12:25 pm

.

Well, puns are flipped jokes.
They relate to a situation and that's what makes it funny
Say, here's a less funny one

At what time do you have to get to knife lessons?

10:00 SHARP

Well now that I think about it

Ok, for a normal joke, here's one:

A man was told to install a window.

He never got payed.

Why? Because it was ON THE HOUSE
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Postby Eri7 » Thu Oct 18, 2018 1:48 pm

Shouldn't the title of the topic be called "What is the funniest joke someone has ever made to you" instead?
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I would share some of the jokes my older sister told me growing up, but I'll only share one, because of a few reasons:
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Re: What is the strongest joke someone has ever made to you?

Postby Surtur » Thu Oct 18, 2018 4:26 pm

Eri7 wrote:
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Shouldn't the title of the topic be called "What is the funniest joke someone has ever made to you" instead?
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Re: What is the funniest joke someone has ever made to you?

Postby ThePieSkyHigh » Thu Oct 18, 2018 11:00 pm

yea title should change

but how?

O.O NEW THEORY (why am i doing this at 10:58)
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Re: What is the funniest joke someone has ever made to you?

Postby Surtur » Fri Oct 19, 2018 6:16 am

ThePieSkyHigh wrote:
Thu Oct 18, 2018 11:00 pm
yea title should change

but how?

O.O NEW THEORY (why am i doing this at 10:58)
Hey you are from Venezuela too? You say that you posted at 10:58 and in my timezone, says that you posted it at 11:00 (well only two minutes later)

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Re: What is the funniest joke someone has ever made to you?

Postby PixelPest » Fri Oct 19, 2018 7:39 am

Surtur wrote:
Fri Oct 19, 2018 6:16 am
ThePieSkyHigh wrote:
Thu Oct 18, 2018 11:00 pm
yea title should change

but how?

O.O NEW THEORY (why am i doing this at 10:58)
Hey you are from Venezuela too? You say that you posted at 10:58 and in my timezone, says that you posted it at 11:00 (well only two minutes later)
Please try to stay on topic. This would be a great thing to PM someone about

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Re: What is the funniest joke someone has ever made to you?

Postby ThePieSkyHigh » Fri Oct 19, 2018 1:35 pm

Surtur wrote:
Fri Oct 19, 2018 6:16 am
ThePieSkyHigh wrote:
Thu Oct 18, 2018 11:00 pm
yea title should change

but how?

O.O NEW THEORY (why am i doing this at 10:58)
Hey you are from Venezuela too? You say that you posted at 10:58 and in my timezone, says that you posted it at 11:00 (well only two minutes later)
No, sadly.. I'm in the US and I have an eastern time zone, I set up my clock around 2 minutes early because I don't know how to sync time with my compute

Maybe eastern is your time zone too?
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Re: What is the funniest joke someone has ever made to you?

Postby Surtur » Fri Oct 19, 2018 1:55 pm

ThePieSkyHigh wrote:
Fri Oct 19, 2018 1:35 pm
Surtur wrote:
Fri Oct 19, 2018 6:16 am
ThePieSkyHigh wrote:
Thu Oct 18, 2018 11:00 pm
yea title should change

but how?

O.O NEW THEORY (why am i doing this at 10:58)
Hey you are from Venezuela too? You say that you posted at 10:58 and in my timezone, says that you posted it at 11:00 (well only two minutes later)
No, sadly.. I'm in the US and I have an eastern time zone, I set up my clock around 2 minutes early because I don't know how to sync time with my compute

Maybe eastern is your time zone too?
Well I think yes because we have the same hour
PixelPest wrote:Please try to stay on topic. This would be a great thing to PM someone about
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